Die Hard 4.0

by **Seregon-James** on Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:36 pm

John Mclane beating up Women for the win :eyes:

by **GoreBastard** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:22 am

I just watched it tonight and I think I'm the first person on here that's gonna say that I was fucking dissapointed...

Compared the the first 3 it was wank!
I can't stand all of this CGI shite. It looks fucking stupid. The bit at the end with the fighter jet exploding looked shit, and the stupid guy who was free running about the place was pointless. What made the others so good was that they were at least slightly believable. This one just takes the piss. I hated it. Fucking CGI.
:dance:

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:17 pm

Bangover wrote:
ribbons69 wrote:So,er,am I the only forum member waiting for the new Harry Potter then...

No......I'm Ben and I like harry potter

I'm Jon and I also like Harry Potter, and I'm really quite excited about the new film. Hermoine has boobs now.

I still can't wait to see Die Hard. I don't care if it's shit, I'm still gonna love it!

by **thrashduck** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:54 pm

Neville Longbottom lives near me.

by **Dian Wei** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:58 pm

rape his dead mouth

by **James** on Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:09 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:Hermoine has boobs now.

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:06 am

Does anyone know yet if Harry Potter dies at the end of the last book? I really want him to, and I don't care if I find out, so someone please find out and tell me. Or I might just go into the shop and read the last page.

by **James** on Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:28 pm

GoreBastard wrote:I just watched it tonight and I think I'm the first person on here that's gonna say that I was fucking dissapointed...

Compared the the first 3 it was wank!
I can't stand all of this CGI shite. It looks fucking stupid. The bit at the end with the fighter jet exploding looked shit, and the stupid guy who was free running about the place was pointless. What made the others so good was that they were at least slightly believable. This one just takes the piss. I hated it. Fucking CGI.

I watched it today, and I am inclined to agree. It was numbly entertaining for about two hours I guess, and if you liked the stunts and silliness of the originals then I guess this will be your sort of film.

It did very little for me though. As always, the run-ins with death became more and more ridiculous as the film went on, as if the people in charge of over-the-top stunts were just given free rein.

The stupidest part being the whole sequence with the fighter jet - the bridge collapsing bit by bit behind Willis's truck, the convenient ramps made by falling segments, the jump onto the jet itself....it just takes the piss.

Plenty of other nonsense going on, like the question of how that government agency set up just to deal with anti-hacking and computer security were totally clueless and powerless to do anything, and yet the annoying, cowardly young hacker knew the score exactly.

Also the way the hackers could control literally everything from their little truck base, from the whole country's natural gas supplies, to every traffic light, air force radio channels, and on and on.

Oh, and how McLane's daughter was conveniently captured and held hostage. Oh and McLane shooting a gun through his own body to finish off the main boss who seemed much tougher than you'd expect from some outcast government nerd.

Oh and the fact that the hackers had just recruited some random French henchmen to do their dirty work, including a ridiculously acrobatic guy perfectly suited to swinging around pipes in dynamic fight scenes.

Oh and how McLane sent that cop car up a ramp in order to hit a helicopter, jumping out at the last minute.

They couldn't even resist hinting pointlessly at a glimmer of romance between the nerd and McLane's daughter. There must be a manual somewhere for these films that are always followed to the letter. There must be!!

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Well I could go on, I guess that's just Die Hard for you!

by **GoreBastard** on Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:38 pm

I couldn't have put it better myself James. I tried, but all I achieved was, "it fucking sucked blah blah blah"... That's about the cleverest I can do.

:lol:

by **Bangover** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:45 am

jonny_boy34 wrote:
Bangover wrote:
ribbons69 wrote:So,er,am I the only forum member waiting for the new Harry Potter then...

No......I'm Ben and I like harry potter

I'm Jon and I also like Harry Potter, and I'm really quite excited about the new film. Hermoine has boobs now.

I still can't wait to see Die Hard. I don't care if it's shit, I'm still gonna love it!

I'm most likely going to see it today.....I am a cool person

I've just had a good idea.....Die Hard 4.0 followed by Harry Potter.....Can I handle it?

by **GoreBastard** on Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:27 pm

Harry Potter? good god.

by **Bangover** on Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:35 pm

GoreBastard wrote:Harry Potter? good god.

Harry Potters wicked......

I saw the film today, my favourite out them all....the first few where shite tho.

by **MartinC** on Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:14 pm

I'm going to watch Harry Potter. Bet it's good.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:40 pm

Hermione would get it

by **Bangover** on Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:48 pm

Annoyingly theres nothing to write home about in the boob department......she'd still get it though.