I'm the tallest man in the world. If someone is taller than me, I try to avoid them.

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I'm the tallest man in the world. If someone is taller than me, I try to avoid them.

Because they're not from this world?

Yes.

I'm 6'5" by the by. And I weigh about 14 stone. Which is probably underweight because I'm a skinny cunt.

I have a friend who is 6'5". I hate hanging around with him.

Yeah, you're almost as small as Jamie. Seeing Jamie stand next to Stu is a real treat, I tell you.

Yes, i enjoyed that on several occasions at the brew.

Not quite as funny as Stu's "journey", but yes it was still rather good.

In your collective experience, what do you find the cut-off point for small man's syndrome to be? I have a mate who's 5' 8" and he gets violent as fuck when he's had a drink but that might just be because he can't hold his cider. I love seeing a complete short-arse square up to someone who's 6' 8" only to be put flat on his arse and shamed in front of his friends.

I have short man's syndrome. You fucking cunt.

He really does...Yet I don't. Though maybe Martin is the borderline top for it.

I'm about 5'11 and weigh around 12. My BMI is normal and I'm a svelte motherfucker (though should tone my ass more). My nob is small but grows considerably when aroused. It can be seen all over facebook. It has been affectionately labelled as afro-cock by some because it straggles out of a giant fro-bush.

I don't really have it any more, but I used to just go around smacking everybody that was harder than me when I was a teenager.

Terrible.

I take it you got your head kicked in quite a bit?

MartinC wrote:I don't really have it any more, but I used to just go around smacking everybody that was harder than me when I was a teenager.

i have had that a few times. when you are bigger, drunks sometimes see u as a target for whatever reason. I dont like fighting or violence so usually just walk away from them. If they persist, i tend to just front them out and when it comes to the crunch, most are just mouth, on the few occasions they havent been, it has got ugly, usually not for me, but i do try to avoid this if i can, as i have a problem that when the red mist descends, i lose it somewhat. The only exception is if you ever upset / hurt my kids. I could tell you a story about that but i dont have the time. Also, i have dealt swift justice to people i caught shoplifting when i had my butchers concession in a kwik-save store, and they soon learn that it is a heavy price to pay for something they will only get £10-20 for in the pub.

I think they do it to make themselves seem bigger:

'I'm only 5' 3" but if I kick that tall guy's cunt, I'll be taller by default.'

Metal Iain wrote:I think they do it to make themselves seem bigger:

'I'm only 5' 3" but if I kick that tall guy's cunt, I'll be taller by default.'

but they are all less than 2 foot on their backs!!!