Women - when's enough?

by **thrashduck** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:51 am

STD_Caps wrote: The girl off the Queen's nose. She was fine.

Good fucking call!

Yeh.. rub my nose... OH! THE MAGIC IS HAPPENING!

by **terrorizer** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:31 am

Immortalicide wrote:as are swallowing, mild exhibitionist tendencies, and liking it up the arse as well.

Shallow????? c'mon, im a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christ you had me really worried there! Don't turn all new-fucking-man on me. I'd post more but I've got a pile of ironing...

by **zykloned** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:59 am

I went to school with that bird from the Queens nose, she was indeed fine!

by **thrash metal maniac** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:10 pm

I rather agree with what everyone's said, especially Mort

Website · by **theprokrastinator** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:52 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
as are swallowing, mild exhibitionist tendencies, and liking it up the arse as well.

i find this perfectly acceptable dude

swallowing is a must, otherwise a lady is just being rude.. mild exhibitionist tendencies, well i'd like it if all girls were like that so i can't be hypocritical and not do it myself can i?

and now the 'alternative route' lets just say i don't understand why some women find it so disgusting.... :dance:

oh and i have red hair..
and laugh at dead baby jokes.....

OOO k, i'l stopped pimpin myself out now :lol:

haha. and i'l ask another question thats been niggling at me..

would it be a turn off if the lady acted like a bit of a bloke? if you know what i mean. cos i have a lot of guy friends that say i'm a nice enough girl but they wouldn't want to date me, theyre always going for the "pretty girly" ones that show much flesh and wear make up haha.. i guess i'm just saying that i don't believe you when you say personality is a factor

by **Herzeleid** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:44 am

Most girls have a decent masculine side to them, as long as it doesn't get creepy...or facial hairy, then it's no bother.

I'd like to state however, that Anal is pointless. It'd be like if there was KFC next to a Mcdonalds, and you ate at the Mcdonalds. I only give a food themed analogy because i'm hungry.

by **MartinC** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:34 am

I'd definitely bum a girl, regardless of what other people have told me.

by **boovidge** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:14 am

theprokrastinator wrote:What do you metal dudes look for in a woman

A shaven haven

by **thrashduck** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:09 am

boovidge wrote:
theprokrastinator wrote:What do you metal dudes look for in a woman

A shaven haven

"A friend of mine once said to me: "I like my women how I like my cheese; strong smelling and shaved..." I don't take that view, but I don't like hairy women."

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:22 am

theprokrastinator wrote:well i'd like it if all girls were like that so i can't be hypocritical and not do it myself can i?

oh and i have red hair..
and laugh at dead baby jokes.....

stop it

theprokrastinator wrote:would it be a turn off if the lady acted like a bit of a bloke?

how so?

by **Lev** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:14 pm

theprokrastinator wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:
as are swallowing, mild exhibitionist tendencies, and liking it up the arse as well.

would it be a turn off if the lady acted like a bit of a bloke?

Not at all. If I had tits I'd totally bum me.

by **James** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:52 pm

Herzeleid wrote:It'd be like if there was KFC next to a Mcdonalds, and you ate at the Mcdonalds.

I would eat at McDonalds anyway.

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:07 pm

Taking a bird up the cake isle is just one of my life-long dreams that has yet to be realised. Allegedly once a chick realises how good anal orgasms are, she'll be well more tolerant of the pain.

BEWARE THE PINK SOCK!

by **Herzeleid** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:21 pm

James wrote:
Herzeleid wrote:It'd be like if there was KFC next to a Mcdonalds, and you ate at the Mcdonalds.

I would eat at McDonalds anyway.

Oh yeah, didn't your tastebuds get dissolved in a freak chemistry class accident though?

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:45 pm

Herzeleid wrote:
James wrote:
Herzeleid wrote:It'd be like if there was KFC next to a Mcdonalds, and you ate at the Mcdonalds.

I would eat at McDonalds anyway.

Oh yeah, didn't your tastebuds get dissolved in a freak chemistry class accident though?

KFC is just as shite as McDonald's like. The only difference between them is that criticism of McDonald's is voiced more often. The best fast food you can get is in pubs anyway.