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Postby Darkness on Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:32 pm

theprokrastinator wrote:would it be a turn off if the lady acted like a bit of a bloke? if you know what i mean. cos i have a lot of guy friends that say i'm a nice enough girl but they wouldn't want to date me, theyre always going for the "pretty girly" ones that show much flesh and wear make up haha.. i guess i'm just saying that i don't believe you when you say personality is a factor :P

"Geezerbirds" are much more attractive than bimbos... :eyes:
Personality is a big factor, but if you're talking just plain old simple turn ons it's pigtails or bunches and those platform shoes that the pornstars always seem to wear... :drool:
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Postby theprokrastinator on Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:26 am

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KFC is just as shite as McDonald's like. The only difference between them is that criticism of McDonald's is voiced more often. The best fast food you can get is in pubs anyway.


i agree man, my local does the best cheesy chips :D .. but in the macD's/KFC debate... i'd totaly say KFC :P purely because you get more foodage for less money, mmmm chicken.
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Postby James on Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:37 am

the fact that I don't really like eating meat off a bone probably plays a part... KFC seems a lot messier.

Plus, the McDonalds Deli things are actually pretty good, for £2-£2.50. And for 99p, McFlurries are AWESOME.
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Postby theprokrastinator on Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:37 am

thrash metal maniac wrote:
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theprokrastinator wrote:would it be a turn off if the lady acted like a bit of a bloke?


how so?


well dude, i mean would you be less likely to go after a woman who acted like a man? would it make you feel wierd or suchlike? cos i was with one guy who thought it was amazing but i've spoken to others who think its very strange for a lady to have masculine tendencies.. but one thing i've noticed is that guys who are into metal would generally find it quite cool to have a "geezerbird" (very nicely put btw :wink: )

and in reply to anal being pointless??? PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT! it's imposible to get anal babies.. so i'm happy xD
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Postby theprokrastinator on Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:39 am

James wrote:And for 99p, McFlurries are AWESOME.


good call! mmmm oreo mcflurries..
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Postby theprokrastinator on Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:42 am

James wrote:the fact that I don't really like eating meat off a bone probably plays a part... KFC seems a lot messier.

Plus, the McDonalds Deli things are actually pretty good, for £2-£2.50. And for 99p, McFlurries are AWESOME.


i've just realised the hilarity of this post in relation to the anal/vaginal analogy..




.... analogy has the word anal in it...

.. thats pretty funny too :D
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Postby James on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:24 am

I've never tried the Oreo McFlurry, because I hate Oreos.

Pretty much all the other toppings RULE though. Also, you get way more whippy than you would from an ice cream van, and the vans often charge over 99p.

Score.
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Postby theprokrastinator on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:25 am

James wrote:I've never tried the Oreo McFlurry, because I hate Oreos.

Pretty much all the other toppings RULE though. Also, you get way more whippy than you would from an ice cream van, and the vans often charge over 99p.

Score.


and the amusing analogy continues :lol:
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Postby James on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:27 am

Analogy? I'm just talking about about delicious ice cream.




Just trying to think of more desserts...
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Postby theprokrastinator on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:28 am

spotted dick? :P
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Postby James on Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:29 am

Oi, don't get coarse...
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:23 am

Yeah, I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer... for filth.
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Postby MartinC on Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:34 am

There's definitely not been enough Office quotes as of late... something I hope to amend.
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:51 am

MartinC wrote:There's definitely not been enough Office quotes as of late... something I hope to amend.


Yeh good call.

There's going to be changes around these here parts... starting with your attire... it's going to be a tightly run ship...
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:05 am

We've definitely been slacking, haven't we. What she needs is a good shagging. I might bloody have to now.
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