Metal Iain wrote:Because your average woman is highly incapable of handling herself if the shit hits the fan and they need to, say, replace a fuse, get a Visa or paint a wall. It probably stems from how girls are brought up in relation to boys - being taught how to fold up a pram vs. working with technical stuff.

The anecdotes about women not being able to navigate (even with a map) and drive/park cars are, allegedly, also true as women's brains are gash when it comes to spacial awareness.

omgz, this thread is to funny

They don't have good a good sense of humour either. I haven't ever met a girl that's funny.

Metal Iain wrote:Because your average woman is highly incapable of handling herself if the shit hits the fan and they need to, say, replace a fuse, get a Visa or paint a wall. It probably stems from how girls are brought up in relation to boys - being taught how to fold up a pram vs. working with technical stuff.

The anecdotes about women not being able to navigate (even with a map) and drive/park cars are, allegedly, also true as women's brains are gash when it comes to spacial awareness.

Also they think all men are mind readers

Jemegadeth wrote:can I ask cas I've always wondered this, ya know lads are always banging on about how they dont understand women, and that they confuse the fuck outta them and stuff

well like, why?!

I don't really have a problem understanding women, I just hate the fact that I can't meet up with one even when they're interested. As for other people check the responses above. I could turn most the points put in response to your question around but I'd probably fall out with a couple of people and I like everyone on this board (at the moment...)

MartinC wrote:They don't have good a good sense of humour either. I haven't ever met a girl that's funny.

ahh, thats because we laugh at you and not with you

STD_Caps wrote:

Jemegadeth wrote:can I ask cas I've always wondered this, ya know lads are always banging on about how they dont understand women, and that they confuse the fuck outta them and stuff

well like, why?!

I don't really have a problem understanding women, I just hate the fact that I can't meet up with one even when they're interested. As for other people check the responses above. I could turn most the points put in response to your question around but I'd probably fall out with a couple of people and I like everyone on this board (at the moment...)

Agreed dude, My gal atm, I dunno what the hell she wants and I hate going around in circles it drives me crazy.

I just like simple answer yes/no and honesty.

Is it to much to ask lol.

Jemegadeth wrote:

MartinC wrote:They don't have good a good sense of humour either. I haven't ever met a girl that's funny.

ahh, thats because we laugh at you and not with you

I found that in good taste and ZING!

Jemegadeth wrote:

MartinC wrote:They don't have good a good sense of humour either. I haven't ever met a girl that's funny.

ahh, thats because we laugh at you and not with you

Haha, yeah not bad.


Let's have sex.

Truth is, men think they are the superior sex. Reality is they are not! Men think with their cocks half the time, and if the guy is horny enuff, a girl will always have power over a guy, because it is the primal male instinct to want to procreate, so that becomes his main goal, that is how he is programmed, so unless you are John Leslie, and just act on your urges without consent, then the girl will always hold that power.



There is a remedy for this however, it is called diamond white

MartinC wrote:

Jemegadeth wrote:

MartinC wrote:They don't have good a good sense of humour either. I haven't ever met a girl that's funny.

ahh, thats because we laugh at you and not with you

Haha, yeah not bad.


Let's have sex.

Uh-oh, it's THE chat up line. The deal is as good as done.

MartinC wrote:They don't have good a good sense of humour either. I haven't ever met a girl that's funny.

This is also true. I mean, you know when you've got a gem when she laughs at you despite the fact you've just spilt an entire pint of Best on your crotch whilst falling off your bar stool.

My first ever bird had such a lack of humour that I couldn't crack any joke that implied child rape/murder or made fun of any ethnicity without being harshly reprimanded.

Metal Iain wrote:

MartinC wrote:They don't have good a good sense of humour either. I haven't ever met a girl that's funny.

This is also true. I mean, you know when you've got a gem when she laughs at you despite the fact you've just spilt an entire pint of Best on your crotch whilst falling off your bar stool.

My first ever bird had such a lack of humour that I couldn't crack any joke that implied child rape/murder or made fun of any ethnicity without being harshly reprimanded.

That's because pigeons physically lack the capability to laugh.

Immortalicide wrote:Truth is, men think they are the superior sex. Reality is they are not! Men think with their cocks half the time, and if the guy is horny enuff, a girl will always have power over a guy, because it is the primal male instinct to want to procreate, so that becomes his main goal, that is how he is programmed, so unless you are John Leslie, and just act on your urges without consent, then the girl will always hold that power.



There is a remedy for this however, it is called diamond white

Diamond White, as is white lightning generally, is fucking VILE!

I don't get your argument on procreation at all. I know (and have had to console) a couple of guys who've knocked up their birds and basically shattered their lives. Additionally, the most desperate people I've ever met that are keen of child rearing have been late twenties/thirty something birds.

And there is a very efficient way of getting the urge to hunt for fan dan out of your system; it's called masturbating thrice daily.

Herzeleid wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

MartinC wrote:They don't have good a good sense of humour either. I haven't ever met a girl that's funny.

This is also true. I mean, you know when you've got a gem when she laughs at you despite the fact you've just spilt an entire pint of Best on your crotch whilst falling off your bar stool.

My first ever bird had such a lack of humour that I couldn't crack any joke that implied child rape/murder or made fun of any ethnicity without being harshly reprimanded.

That's because pigeons physically lack the capability to laugh.

They're not the best when it comes to throat lunging either.

Jemegadeth wrote:can I ask cas I've always wondered this, ya know lads are always banging on about how they dont understand women, and that they confuse the fuck outta them and stuff

well like, why?!

because women seem to think that guys know what they're thinking, simple as that!

when a woman is clearly upset, and you ask her whats wrong it's either 'nothing' or 'it doesn't matter' also if you ask her something like 'what do you want to do?' she'll say 'i dont mind', then you do something and she gets pissed off!!!!