What are you watching?

by **MartinC** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:38 pm

"I HATEEE YOUU BBELERGRGGh!!!!!!!!111111ONEONEONEONEONEEEETHEDARKSIDEeleven!!!!111"

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:41 pm

Shit, you just reminded me of Darth Vader's little 'outburst'. It's a testament to that film that Calculon's 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-AH!'s are better.

by **MartinC** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:48 pm

"WHERE IS PADME?!"

"In your rage you... killed her..."

"...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Haha, amazing.

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:05 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
MartinC wrote:It's not bad... I'm in more of a Star Wars mood at the moment anyway, because I've been watching videos of Emperor Palpatine being a dick to everyone.

"I'M AFRAID THE DEFLECTOR SHIELDS WILL BE QUITE OPERATIONAL WHEN YOUR FWEEEENDS ARRIVE!"

Ian McDiarmid also carried the new Star Wars films:

'NO... NOOOO.... YOU WILL DIE!'

That's the best bit. It's really hilarious but incredibly scary and exciting at the same time. I didn't know what to do with myself at the cinema, I nearly cried because I was so confused and amazed at what I'd just witnessed.

"You are under arrest, my lord!"

That quote doesn't look so good when you just read it, but imagine Sam Jackson saying it and it's the best thing ever.

by **MartinC** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:08 pm

"Ultimate.... POWWEEEERRR!!!!"

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YGVBGFbB6eI

"I... AM the senate!"

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:10 pm

MartinC wrote:"Ultimate.... POWWEEEERRR!!!!"

I thought it was 'Unlimited POWWWWERRRR!!!!!'

'Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... '

*smiles wryly*

'Vader.'

by **MartinC** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:15 pm

Yeah, I think you're right there.

Emperor Palpatine is so ace... so funny when he pretends to be an old wimp when Mace Windu has him.

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:19 pm

How shit were those other Jedis though? I mean, Palpatine is awesome but these guys are meant to be Intergalactic Spartans.

Return of the Jedi is my favourite Star Wars just for that thirty minutes or so when Palpatine, Vader and Luke are all in the throne room on the Death Star. The Vader - Skywalker saber fight in that was fucking amazing.

'I can feel your anghhhherrrr.'

by **MartinC** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:30 pm

Darth Vader is great too, he's not so much of a dick as Palpatine, but he doesn't stand for any shit.

"ASTEROIDS DON'T CONCERN ME GENERAL... I WANT THAT SHIP"

I also like how he just strangles people to death with his mind when they fail him. I wish I could do that.

by **James** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:13 pm

If so, I imagine a good few ex-bassists would have been mind-strangled by now...

by **MartinC** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:14 pm

And some current guitarists.

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:29 pm

'So, you have finally accepted the truth?' is probably my most used Star Wars line in everyday life.

by **Shugmaster** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:31 pm

You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:34 pm

"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWEEEEEEREEEE!!!""!2£!3131"

Anakin is definitely hilarious. I also found it hilarious that after all this time wondering why he was called "Vader" and hoping to find out, the emperor just seemed to randomly pick it out of the air as it sounded quite cool. George Lucas really is an idiot.

by **MartinC** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:46 pm

I also found it hilarious that after all this time wondering why he was called "Vader" and hoping to find out, the emperor just seemed to randomly pick it out of the air as it sounded quite cool.

So true.