water chestnuts & bamboo shoots are fucking gay

by **Destruction** on Thu May 24, 2007 6:49 pm

What kind of wanker puts these into fried rice, every time I bite into a bit of one it makes me dry heave, except I have a mouth full of curry.

Why do people try and have to make food seem more fancy by sticking all this poncey shite into it.

Who said this forum has gone to shit?

by **GoreBastard** on Thu May 24, 2007 7:30 pm

You sir, are wrong. Those things are nice as fuck when you put them with noodles/chow mein... But yeah, with rice? That's a bit dodgy!

by **Dian Wei** on Thu May 24, 2007 7:32 pm

I like water chestnuts, bamboo is for pandas though.

by **Immortalicide** on Thu May 24, 2007 7:34 pm

Water chestnuts taste of very little and i understand are added to give texture rather than taste. Bamboo shoots are a bit pointless tho !!

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Thu May 24, 2007 7:52 pm

I enjoy them both. Mainly for a textured enjoyment, although I love the taste of bamboo shoots.

by **GoreBastard** on Thu May 24, 2007 7:54 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Mainly for a textured enjoyment, although I love the taste of bamboo shoots.

Yeah, specially when they're cold, or straight out of the bin... Erm, I mean cold. :eyes:

by **Destruction** on Thu May 24, 2007 8:52 pm

They're both gay, Both taste of fuck all and have a dodgey texture. The only texture I enjoy is lumpy mash.

Cucumber, what's that bollocks about aswell.

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu May 24, 2007 9:17 pm

Destruction wrote:Cucumber, what's that bollocks about aswell.

by **STD_Caps** on Thu May 24, 2007 10:27 pm

Reminds me of last weekend. I got really fucking pissed watching Chelsea/Man U and ended up stranded somewhere random in London (I had been to London for the weekend - it wasn't that random). I'd blanked out at about 10pm and I start collecting my memory at 2am. I had no money and no cashcard. Just my train ticket back to Kent. Anyway, I was waking around for HOURS and I end up seeing this pot of noodles. Vegetarian to boot. So I started eating with my hands. I don't know what was in it (apart from no meat) and I didn't care. When you're that hungry, you won't be complaning bout fancy shit.

by **Immortalicide** on Thu May 24, 2007 10:29 pm

Destruction wrote:Cucumber, what's that bollocks about aswell.

Cucumbers are great fun, and not for eating either!!! My wife and i used one once in our lurrrve making , and it was great to watch. I did wake up at 2 in the morning to hear her on the point of orgasm again next to me in our bed, however, it was just the cucumber repeating on her :eyes:

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Thu May 24, 2007 10:31 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
Destruction wrote:Cucumber, what's that bollocks about aswell.

Cucumbers are great fun, and not for eating either!!! My wife and i used one once in our lurrrve making , and it was great to watch. I did wake up at 2 in the morning to hear her on the point of orgasm again next to me in our bed, however, it was just the cucumber repeating on her

riiiiight

by **oxfordrocks** on Thu May 24, 2007 11:13 pm

Officially -"The Worst Thread Ever"

Take a bow!!

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu May 24, 2007 11:42 pm

What you want to try is a cheese and cucumber sandwich. Works a treat. That'll get you on the cucumber in no time.

by **Destruction** on Fri May 25, 2007 12:41 am

Immortalicide wrote:
Destruction wrote:Cucumber, what's that bollocks about aswell.

Cucumbers are great fun, and not for eating either!!! My wife and i used one once in our lurrrve making , and it was great to watch. I did wake up at 2 in the morning to hear her on the point of orgasm again next to me in our bed, however, it was just the cucumber repeating on her

hahahah oh jesus, reminds me of being 13 and discovering the wonders of internet porn. Ah memories

by **STD_Caps** on Fri May 25, 2007 5:29 pm

oxfordrocks wrote:Officially -"The Worst Thread Ever"

Take a bow!!