Hey you guys. Im new to this forum and in a band called Splattered. Splattered haven't written any songs yet but we sure like THRASH. Especially United Mingdom THRASH Can you guyz give me and the rest of my guys in the band, Splattered, some useful tips and hints as to what music will make us sound really good and appeal to you listeners? What is the best drums beatz for the drummer in Splattered to use and also guitar riffing...should it be fast or really fast?

Thanks people...Theople x.

your united MINGdom <thrash> band can <could> fuck off back to chatham, kent

Just do whatever the fuck you want....don't let people tell you what 'drumbeat' to use just because it's 'Thrash'...

This thread has potential for epic lulz.

lulz? You speak another language.

Splattered are the real thing fudge gravy.

You understand me-jingo?
Je suis un jambon.
x.

I dont really hold much hope in 'Splattered' after you asked "what music will make us sound really good and appeal to you listeners?"

and "Splattered to use and also guitar riffing..."

..Shit really? Never seen that been done.

Spikes with blood on them wrote: Thanks people...Theople x.

Holy Hell! He used a look around you quote! That's bloody ace!

Despite this, your silly jokes are rubbish.

Rip off Napalm Death and claim you're doing something new and original.

MartinC wrote:Rip off Napalm Death and claim you're doing something new and original.

That is the best post you have ever made.

Also has anyone got any brown iron?

MartinC wrote:Rip off Napalm Death and claim you're doing something new and original.

But remember to use Carcass-esque vocals and then you will be onto a winner.

And after that just dress like the Arctic Monkeys and hey presto! - you've got an 'original' band.

thrashduck wrote:

Spikes with blood on them wrote: Thanks people...Theople x.

Holy Hell! He used a look around you quote! That's bloody ace!

Despite this, your silly jokes are rubbish.

Jokes? Who's joking? THRASH is serious business. Serious business with serious money involved. Lets get this shit together man. Who wants to form the greatest UK THRASH band in the world ever? I'll play the E string...who wants the next 9 strings? 1st come 1st served basis, I'm playing the lowest though. Martin C, you want to man lead soldering duties? x.

Why do you keeping signing off with a "x"?

Also, this thread is pointless.

Spikes with blood on them wrote:

thrashduck wrote:

Spikes with blood on them wrote: Thanks people...Theople x.

Holy Hell! He used a look around you quote! That's bloody ace!

Despite this, your silly jokes are rubbish.

Jokes? Who's joking? THRASH is serious business. Serious business with serious money involved. Lets get this shit together man. Who wants to form the greatest UK THRASH band in the world ever? I'll play the E string...who wants the next 9 strings? 1st come 1st served basis, I'm playing the lowest though. Martin C, you want to man lead soldering duties? x.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to come to your house and strangle your Mum.

Gay manz in da house bruv