I've decided I'm going to have a child now as well. Just need to find someone to get pregnant.

I'll have your baby Martin.

jonny_boy34 wrote:I'll have your baby Martin.

Have you got a... you know... a fanny?

jonny_boy34 wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:I love the fact you came online to tell us. We're family.

Haha, I was thinking the same thing.

"Quickly, I'm having a baby, take me to the hospital!"
"Hold on woman, I need to tell the UK Thrash forum first!"

Anyway good luck!

MartinC wrote:

jonny_boy34 wrote:I'll have your baby Martin.

Have you got a... you know... a fanny?

Well, I can probably get hold of one. I'm sure Donny has contacts.

Yes good luck indeed.

Wow, cheers lads. Just got booted out of the ward as it's after visiting time. No sign yet, it's gonna be a looong night. No blood yet, just loads of red bull.

My mrs was actually stood on the doorstep with a pink suitcase while I was typing too, my phone broke y'see, good timing there.

Hahaha, i cant believe you actually came on the computer first!

see if you can sneak some gas n air tomorrow, the wife said it was good stuff, but she whitied, hence the puking comment. I spent a lot of money on the hospital cheese butty she threw up too. Then the next day she demanded another as the first one was nice but she didn't get to enjoy it! Bloody women

I had gas and air last year, it was immense, it should be in pubs that stuff.

Just got stung on a chicken butty for £3.

What on earth is gas and air..?

Nitrous oxide (or some less dangerous analgesic) and oxygen i would imagine.

It's ACE and gets you off your head!

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/pregnancy/l ... f/entonox/

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:It's ACE and gets you off your head!

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/pregnancy/l ... f/entonox/

it sort ogf gets pregnant women high while they are in labour. It sort of helps them take their minds off the thing 8 inches wide, 15 inches long and 8lb in weight they are squeezing out and is ripping them open. Wusses!!!!!

Giving birth? I'd piss it.