got 40p for the phone??

by **Enter** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:38 am

Metal Iain wrote:Nah!

Cider is pretty good if you're wanting to get that quick ticket to Escape Island, but if you're doing white lightning you really ought to be worried. I mean, I drink quite a bit of cider when I'm hard up for money and really want to forget about my troubles. The same goes for wine: if you tank a couple of bottles fairly quickly then you're set!

Still, I'd rather have a nice beer, i.e. a continental lager, though my drink of choice in pubs tends to be Guinness because it's the least inconsistent pint you get in Glasgow.

I'm not sold on the idea of ale at all. I've had plenty of nice ales but I like to get a bit of a kick out of my drink as well as some kind of taste. Through Arran Ale and McEwan's Champion provide both...

hah just drink 4 cans of special brew then, tastes horible but you get sooo pissed

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:23 pm

James wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
James wrote:Drinking too much K cider?

That shite's fucking foul like. I like my alcohol strong but not to the extent that all you can taste is chemicals.

Grow some balls you pansy, £1 cans of K are the way to go!

Why bother with K? Toilet Duck works out cheaper per 100ml and gets you way more fucked.

by **terrorizer** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:09 pm

I think it's time for the P.H.F. as invented by a mate of mine years ago.

To calculate the Piss Head Factor of a particular drink:

% ABV
---------- x Vol (ml)
Cost (p)

For example a bottle of Marstons Pedigree at £1.50

4.6
---- x 500 = 15.33
150

however some Extra Value Kwik Save Super Strength Tramp Juice at 80p

9.1
---- x 500 = 56.875
80

by **Immortalicide** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:40 pm

terrorizer wrote:I think it's time for the P.H.F. as invented by a mate of mine years ago.

yeah, how is raven these days??? The ORIGINAL doctor death!!!!!

by **Resilience Records** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:51 pm

wow this guy is already a genius! i love the PHF, thats a great invention. and if he was the Original Doctor Death he must be a best boy. oh... hold on 'Mort is this the Doctor Death from that Zine you sent me a while ago?

by **terrorizer** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:33 pm

Yep that's him. The REAL Doctor Death!

by **Enter** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:45 pm

cus everyone can do this in their head to 3 decimal places
9.1
---- x 500 = 56.875
80

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:01 pm

Ostravar:

5.0
---- x 500 = 20
125

Going to have eight of them tonight.

by **terrorizer** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:05 pm

Another invention of Doctor Death is a cocktail called The Greedy Pig.

Ingredients: 8 pints best bitter, one large metal bucket, a stick.

Pour 8 pints of best bitter into bucket. Stir with stick. Drink.

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:21 pm

What % is Best? I've only ever had it like twice and it seamed piss-weak.

by **terrorizer** on Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:26 pm

Normal Bitter is about 3.8%, Best about 4.5%, then you get onto the Winter Warmers at about 6%.