Some people are dumb bastards. This morning i was delivering papers and theres this drive that dead slippy and there was a woman sat in the car on it and i didnt know. So she opened the door on me, sending me flying as she scared the shit out of me, on a slippy drive. Thought id broke my wrist, and i smacked my head on the drive. Painful. So i lobbed me papers on her garden, fuck knows whats shes doing with them, but ive packed it in for now. Ive got a bad sprain in my arm and i have to wear this silly silly silly looking sling and i cant play guitar for two weeks which is horrible.

That woman is such a dumb bitch opening the car door on me. I love it when they are like dead guilty trying to apologise. "Oh im sorry, im really sorry, are you okay!?" I guess its just me ranting but im dead pissed off and happy it isnt broken. Silly bitch

Paper rounds aren't worth it, it's youth labour. How much do you get paid?

Hahahah, you suck.

ThrashtillDeath wrote:Paper rounds aren't worth it, it's youth labour. How much do you get paid?

Bout £12 cos i cant be arsed with a real job. So its not worth it. But im getting payed for doing nothing for a few weeks now and ill probably pack it in. I cant get a real part time job anyway because i never know when ill have to be in College so i couldnt have set working hours which is shite.

Shut up Lev.

I can relate to this with my job (postman). What really gets me is when you knock on someones door, and they open an upstairs window , look at you and say "what do you want?" Well, duh, i obviously want you to open the door you fuckwit , thats why i knocked!!!
Also, its really common for people who have a parcel to look at it and say to me "what is it?". I dont know, you fucking ordered it!!!!! Retards!!!

^haha. I used to have a paper round, It was rubbish but at least I got to buy a cd at the end of the week. Now i'm desperately looking for a part time job.

I always get pissed off more than once delivering papers, people are fucking silly. Ive got a listen and theres like 4 houses im not meant to deliver too and some stupid bitch comes out n shouts at me because i dont take it to her house and ive told her loads to ring the St.Helens Star up and ask that she gets it, because i dont get paid for walking down her drive.

I remember there was this one women who when I was at junior school would look out the window all day at the kids, well on my paper round I discovered she still enjoyed to do that and I was started at many a time. I also delivered to a women with a beard.
Crazy times

Me dad said its not yourself you have to watch, you got watch what other people do.

ThrashtillDeath wrote:I remember there was this one women who when I was at junior school would look out the window all day at the kids, well on my paper round I discovered she still enjoyed to do that and I was started at many a time. I also delivered to a women with a beard.
Crazy times

sure that wasnt brian blessed?

Change that signature, you utter arse.

Not sure

I know i'm working on it xD

Much better

It's ok but longcat is looooong. Much better.