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Postby Vision on Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:27 pm

Never heard of the guy but I tend to hate stand up comedy and I'm sure he can't be as fucking annoying as Lee Evans.
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Postby boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:36 pm

lee evans is tr00! :lol:
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Postby thrashduck on Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:57 pm

More racist than Lee Evans. On equal par as a shit comedian though..
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Postby Dian Wei on Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:38 pm

thrashduck wrote:More racist than Lee Evans. On equal par as a shit comedian though..


the man speaks the truth.
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Postby Immortalicide on Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:29 pm

I like Lee Evans actually!!!

As for Manning, there is a programme on channel 4 this thursday at 10.30, where the big fat bastard is having the video shown that he made when he was dying, which in it he admits he really was a racist!!! He says how he hates immigrants, goes on a mega rant about asians and blacks (and australians too aparrently), then says his final words to the camera "get fucked the lot of you!!!!"

It also shows him dead in his coffin, some interview footage, some of his stand up "comedy" etc.

Fat cunt!!!
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Postby Dian Wei on Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:30 pm

Lee Evans has told the same joke since 400ad. Make a generic point and flail about like a spastic.
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Postby MartinC on Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:33 pm

Immortalicide wrote:I like Lee Evans actually!!!

As for Manning, there is a programme on channel 4 this thursday at 10.30, where the big fat bastard is having the video shown that he made when he was dying, which in it he admits he really was a racist!!! He says how he hates immigrants, goes on a mega rant about asians and blacks (and australians too aparrently), then says his final words to the camera "get fucked the lot of you!!!!"

It also shows him dead in his coffin, some interview footage, some of his stand up "comedy" etc.

Fat cunt!!!


Haha amazing. It's quite admirable that he was a prick right up to his death, I don't even think I could keep that up.
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Postby Immortalicide on Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:04 pm

MartinC wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:I like Lee Evans actually!!!

As for Manning, there is a programme on channel 4 this thursday at 10.30, where the big fat bastard is having the video shown that he made when he was dying, which in it he admits he really was a racist!!! He says how he hates immigrants, goes on a mega rant about asians and blacks (and australians too aparrently), then says his final words to the camera "get fucked the lot of you!!!!"

It also shows him dead in his coffin, some interview footage, some of his stand up "comedy" etc.

Fat cunt!!!


Haha amazing. It's quite admirable that he was a prick right up to his death, I don't even think I could keep that up.


Not yet you haven't anyway :D
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Postby MEAT on Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:22 am

saw him 3 times. was funny everytime
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Postby ThrashMetalLuci on Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:51 pm

racist jokes are the best! never seen Manning though so can't really comment.
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:06 pm

Jamie's racist joke from the other night:

How do you stop 4 black men raping a woman? Throw them a banana.
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:09 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Jamie's racist joke from the other night:

How do you stop 4 black men raping a woman? Throw them a banana.


Stu's answer was 'throw them a piece of meat'. The real answer of course was 'throw them a basketball.'
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:44 pm

banana makes more sense, but you'd probably need 4

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inappropriate humour = win
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Postby ThrashMetalLuci on Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:44 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:banana makes more sense, but you'd probably need 4

:lol:

inappropriate humour = win


no, would be funnier watching them all fight over the one banana
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:45 pm

God, blacks and their japes!
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