thrashduck wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Oh yeah. He's a racist!

I read an article somewhere a while back. He was giving a talk at Oxford uni (don't ask me why or what on) and an Asian girl in the front row didn't turn her phone off. It rang a couple of times, and she kept hanging up. When it rang again, Bruce took the phone and asked who it was. It was this girls mum who couldn't speak english. He ordered a chicken tika with fried rice. Apparently people stormed out in disgust!

That's not funny guys, there is a line you know

... Chicken Tikka with fried rice

Yeh I heard that. Funny lol etc. Stupid old coot. Almost as funny as the BNP booking a dj for their christmas party. When he arrived, he was black.

"Well he sounded white on the phone!" - actual quote.

BNP Owned.

I've seen the pictures! Genius

this thread gets worse. The BNP DJ thing is very funny. I shoul have name this thread total bollocks thread. I was bored yesterday but things have got intersting here.

The probelm was i had a shit day at work yesterday, i came home in a shit mood and the forums normally give me something to do to wind down but it was dead on here yesterday.

Oh one more thing Tea is so metal thats why your granny drinks it. coffee rules. you can drink coffee anywhere as well. fucking starbucks. I am at home with the best made coffee made by the woman i love. Thanks Luci.

demonic-dave wrote: I am at home with the best made coffee made by the woman i love. Thanks Luci.

Aww... *sniff*

I have to make cups of tea for myself because all women hate me.

WAAAAAAAAAAA SO RONERY!!!

"SPINNING NINJA DEATH UPPERCUT"

MartinC wrote:I have to make cups of tea for myself because all women hate me.

WAAAAAAAAAAA SO RONERY!!!

thats cause you are gay.

Tea rules by the way, coffee is a load of bollocks!!! It's just a bad tasting chocloate rip-off shoved in some hot water!!!!

Tea and coffee are both shite. If you wanna be a real man like me, drink a bottle of newcastle brown as soon as you wake up, wash yourself with toilet water, eat bricks and shag kids.



I don't do that....

Shit, Martin is influencing me to say stuff about kids!

GoreBastard wrote:Tea and coffee are both shite. If you wanna be a real man like me, drink a bottle of newcastle brown as soon as you wake up, wash yourself with toilet water, eat bricks and shag kids.



I don't do that....

Shit, Martin is influencing me to say stuff about kids!

it is happening. you can always get help you know.