The Office Thread

by **James** on Tue May 01, 2007 9:05 pm

if you feel the urge to quote The Office, but it here from now on.

by **thrashduck** on Tue May 01, 2007 9:23 pm

Hmph. This doesn't seem very spontaneous now does it?

"Ah well, I don't kiss and tell."
"You don't normally kiss!"

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Tue May 01, 2007 9:32 pm

Sorry James. It's very bad behaviour.

I can honestly say I've never come over a little queer

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue May 01, 2007 10:19 pm

Yes, apologies James. We won't spam the board anymore. I'm not saying you're unlucky, but you fell into a barrel full of tits, you'd come up sucking you're own thumb.

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed May 02, 2007 12:25 am

EXCALIBUR

"I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven."

by **MartinC** on Wed May 02, 2007 8:59 am

I refuse to compromise! This thread is a farce!

...

"This is the accounts department, the number bods. Do not be fooled by their job descriptions, they are absolutely mad, all of em. Especially that one, he’s mental. Not literally of course, that wouldn’t work."

by **BEER CAN** on Wed May 02, 2007 9:39 am

*pulls stapler out of jelly*

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Wed May 02, 2007 9:56 am

"Not don't do that. Eat it out. There's starving kids in Africa, which I hate"

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed May 02, 2007 12:41 pm

"How do you know it's yours?"
"It's got my name written on it in Tipp-Ex."
"Don't eat it out then... chemicals."

by **amok** on Wed May 02, 2007 4:08 pm

the office is literally the biggest pile of crap i have ever seen :dance:

*runs*

by **Immortalicide** on Wed May 02, 2007 4:15 pm

nerrrr-ner-ner-nerr-nerr-nerrrr, nerrrr-ner-ner-nerr-nerr-nerrrrr

thats the only office quote i know!!!!!!! :oops:

by **Bangover** on Wed May 02, 2007 4:52 pm

amok wrote:the office is literally the biggest pile of crap i have ever seen *runs*

by **Immortalicide** on Wed May 02, 2007 5:32 pm

amok wrote:the office is literally the biggest pile of crap i have ever seen *runs*

by **MartinC** on Wed May 02, 2007 6:12 pm

Trust the Scottish mong to make a stupid statement like that. In Scotland they only get Rab C Nesbitt, so we can't blame them I suppose.

by **James** on Wed May 02, 2007 6:14 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:EXCALIBUR

"I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven."

I actually thought of this on the bus to uni today, and laughed out loud!