EvileOL wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:

EvileOL wrote:I think Martin deserves respect for being in a band like Heretic and having the balls to cut his hair off.

You mean for the cutting of his hair, or being in heretic????

BTW, Holly, nice myspace pics

hahaha

holly's hot. But i'm not allowed to say that.

Why aren't you? I did and im old enuff to be her dad!!

MartinC wrote:

Heavy Metal Holly wrote:Gay damn u

Put it in this perspective:

It now takes me 5 minutes to have a shower and about 2 seconds to get ready to go out on the town looking sexy. It used to take me around 30 minutes just to get my hair to not go frizzy and shit.

Which is gayer? I think you know.

Gay.

I'm sure the lasses of Matlock thank you for the extra 24mins 58secs.

BTW are the toilets near the river still used for cottaging? Had a strange experience in there once.

terrorizer wrote:

MartinC wrote:

Heavy Metal Holly wrote:Gay damn u

Put it in this perspective:

It now takes me 5 minutes to have a shower and about 2 seconds to get ready to go out on the town looking sexy. It used to take me around 30 minutes just to get my hair to not go frizzy and shit.

Which is gayer? I think you know.

Gay.

I'm sure the lasses of Matlock thank you for the extra 24mins 58secs.

BTW are the toilets near the river still used for cottaging? Had a strange experience in there once.

Haha, I don't know which ones you are referring to, but quite possibly.

Old brick ones in the Park, opposite what is Woolworths I think, although it's probably a trendy Wetherspoons pub now called MacArthur's or something.

Oh, those ones. Care to elaborate on your cottaging experiences in Matlock park toilets? If I find out I've been missing out on the action all these years, I'll be gutted.

Go on then. This was mid 80s, so I would have been about your age now, a mate and I were camping (i.e. in a tent) up at Tansley. We woke one morning dying for a crap but the toilets on site were broken, so we jumped into the car and headed into Matlock. Back then these were the only public bogs around, this was way before supermarkets had them, so we had no choice. In we went, me in trap one, my mate trap two. Trolleys down, then I noticed the graffiti on the wall, in fact all over the walls.

"Pete, you got writing on your walls."
"Yep."
"What does it say?"
"Err... to come on my face ring xxxxxxx."
"Yeah mine are all pretty similar, hang on this one 'Want to shag a 35 year old up the arse?' is timed about an hour ago."

Silence.

"I don't want to go anymore."

Nothing like an impending unwanted homosexual encounter to make your bum hole clamp tightly shut. We legged it and waited until the pubs opened.

Haha, oh dear. I've lived hear for over 18 years and I've not experienced anything like that yet. I guess some people just attract that sort of thing...

Fucking hell Martin, I never knew you had long hair.

I was having a nightmares a few weeks back about cutting all my hair off. I tried to style myself a fringe in one of them.

I'm not too attached to my hair really. I think it's a bit crap.

I'm 23 now and I'm finally growing my hair long. After years of being a skinhead nazi looking punk I decided to let it grow. It's at that stage where it's just about long enough to go into a pony tail, but still looks fucking stupid. So Martin, you should get yourself a badass skinhead like I used to have... I miss my skinhead, but everyone keeps telling me to let it grow. Hmmm.

Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:Fucking hell Martin, I never knew you had long hair.

I had the longest hair, you greenhorn.

MartinC wrote:

Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:Fucking hell Martin, I never knew you had long hair.

I had the longest hair, you greenhorn.

Yeah but not anymore..

short hair ftw

MartinC wrote:

Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:Fucking hell Martin, I never knew you had long hair.

I had the longest hair, you greenhorn.

Yeah, what's the dealio? All the pictures you've posted show you sporting short hair, and now this? You are a liar Martin. A filthy fucking liar!!!

Long hair is for people who don't want to have sex with girls. I made my choice.