Metal Iain wrote:Did anyone else see how much of a disgrace Lenny Henry was on Jools Holland last night? He was even more disgraceful than usual. At one point I thought he was going to try to rape Duffy.

Funny, I noticed that too (and the fact he seems to put on an extra couple of stone every year). Everyone else in the house said he is always like that but I thought he was a bit more sensationalist than usual. His Hootenpoonani lines were particularly offensive.

By the way, I think Duffy is a fucking disgrace. I saw her on 2 shows last night and she can't sing for toffee.

You'd still shag her.

I thought she was shite last night too. However, I heard one song she did in which she sounded just like Birley Shassey and thinking that she should have done the new Bond song instead of that bloke with the silly hair.

As for Lenny Henry, I thought the hat and beard were a bit of a hint that he's having a mid-life crisis. He could have been more subtle if he wanted to hide his pattern baldness.

Leighsus wrote:What's everyone doing?

I'll be watching The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster in Manchester because that's how I roll. Anybody doing anything interesting?

Bad deal. I saw them in 2005 and they were a bit awful.

Dear me Daniel.

Creeping Dan wrote:

Leighsus wrote:What's everyone doing?

I'll be watching The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster in Manchester because that's how I roll. Anybody doing anything interesting?

Bad deal. I saw them in 2005 and they were a bit awful.

They've been one of my favourite bands since I was about 14. The only time I saw them before last night was in 2005 at Download and they were alright. In their defence, 2005 was probably the shittiest year they've had.

1.40 on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K69GXSFSgs8

YEAH!

I'm down in London, had a good one last night. Happy New Year everybody.

My mouth tastes like an ashtray, blergh.

But yeah, it were reet, happy years.

Went to Rock of Ages at Leeds Rios, fun times were had!

I went with my family to my aunt and uncle's in Loughborough - all the parents went to this classical concert and our cousins were all out at various places. Me and my siblings stayed in playing board games and drinking. I got horrendously drunk on ales and a glass of champagne, made a total fool of myself on camera phone, sicked a bit in the toilet then slept on the bedroom floor with my trousers half off apparently. Woke up in the morning and did a pretty unsatisfying poo, which I drunkenly failed to flush (luckily my dad found it rather than my other relatives, and swiftly condemned it to watery oblivion).

Spent pretty much the whole of new year's day in bed, even though other relatives had arrived for a meal and gathering. After finally catching a few solid hours in a proper bed (unlike the floor) I felt a bit better, then it was more or less time to drive home. I got a Chinese when we got back and it was the fucking nads, sorted me right out. Cheers.

I was home by 12:30, London is bloody rubbish on New Year's Eve.

Aw, rubbish. I was expecting to see all sorts of naked Spencer pictures on Facebook today!

James wrote:I went with my family to my aunt and uncle's in Loughborough - all the parents went to this classical concert and our cousins were all out at various places. Me and my siblings stayed in playing board games and drinking. I got horrendously drunk on ales and a glass of champagne, made a total fool of myself on camera phone, sicked a bit in the toilet then slept on the bedroom floor with my trousers half off apparently. Woke up in the morning and did a pretty unsatisfying poo, which I drunkenly failed to flush (luckily my dad found it rather than my other relatives, and swiftly condemned it to watery oblivion).

Spent pretty much the whole of new year's day in bed, even though other relatives had arrived for a meal and gathering. After finally catching a few solid hours in a proper bed (unlike the floor) I felt a bit better, then it was more or less time to drive home. I got a Chinese when we got back and it was the fucking nads, sorted me right out. Cheers.

that is good and all, but please you cant out do steve....

I would never attempt to!

I went to a house party, got trashed, then worked from 12-9 the next day. It was shit doing that.

I had the worst new year out.

Working 3pm - 5:30am on new years eve then 10am to midnight on new years day, then 9am till 6pm yesterday. And I'm working today. appy 2009 and all that.