Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!
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Or indeed Jesus.
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I remember going to a British Holiday camp about 3 years ago and theres always the family whos kids are perfect and win everything and end up on stage getting awards all the time.
Well there was three of these children from one family, all girls, called Ferrari, Porsche and Venom. God knows what caused the perants to name them all after cars, but damn they are shit names for children.
Well there was three of these children from one family, all girls, called Ferrari, Porsche and Venom. God knows what caused the perants to name them all after cars, but damn they are shit names for children.
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Imagine a child called Skoda.
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They would have no friends, no matter how cool or good looking they could be in life.
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Nah, they would be popular with post-smoking degenerates at Uni. I always fucking hated being introduced to people with silly names. The very first person I was introduced to at Uni was called Séamus. My mate gave me a horrible look when I asked him if it was his real name.

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How sick would it be to be called Venom though! (for a bit)
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If I were a girl, I'd rather be called Sarah. At least Venom's better than Apple and other such names that tits like Chris Martin give their children. Peaches Geldof? All the more reason to hate Bob Geldof I think.

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Venom Geldof, that would be better.
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haha still better than Moon unit!
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Metal Iain wrote:Lev - Pulverizer wrote:What did you expect my name to be, Ian? - Levtaricus? Levakkla?
I don't mind. May name is Ian on most of my correspondence. Plus I get the coolness of saying, 'It's Iain with two Is' when I have to tell people. No one else in the world is named Lev. I knew a guy called Caleb and thought that was weird as shit. If people want to give their son a Biblical name, what's wrong with Matthew, Mark, Luke or John?
Agreed. But my parents didn't want to give me a biblical name...so they called me Levi.
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H.O.D. Feemo wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7522952.stm
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"My unusual name hasn't affected me at all; in fact, it has helped me make friends and improve my confidence, especially since leaving school. - Russell Sprout, London, UK"
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Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Metal Iain wrote:Lev - Pulverizer wrote:What did you expect my name to be, Ian? - Levtaricus? Levakkla?
I don't mind. May name is Ian on most of my correspondence. Plus I get the coolness of saying, 'It's Iain with two Is' when I have to tell people. No one else in the world is named Lev. I knew a guy called Caleb and thought that was weird as shit. If people want to give their son a Biblical name, what's wrong with Matthew, Mark, Luke or John?
Agreed. But my parents didn't want to give me a biblical name...so they called me Levi.
So what's short for?
If they wanted to name you after a jeans manufacturer, Lee would have been better.

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