someone bring a real bong aswell

how easy is it to down the beer? i'm afraid i'll choke on it and make an arse out of myself

Well from the looks of it, it is a gravity feed so i doubt you would have much problems as the booze would pretty much force its way down when you open your gullet.

Naive...plenty have choked and failed on the Beer Bong.

I used logic, Spock wasn't always right. YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH ME!

We had a beer bong lying around the flat kitchen last year, but I never tried it. It was actually just a funnel and about 2 metres of hose pipe, held together with duct tape.

Can't imagine than hitting a beer bong is any harder than chugging beer by any other means.

At reading a couple of years ago, there was some twat walking up and down the queue challenging people to down their beer through his bottle bong. Caps shut him up by downing a quarter bottle of absynth followed by a can of beer... then passing out about 20 minutes later.

Metalbrew Stu wrote:At reading a couple of years ago, there was some twat walking up and down the queue challenging people to down their beer through his bottle bong. Caps shut him up by downing a quarter bottle of absynth followed by a can of beer... then passing out about 20 minutes later.

I was just going to mention that...

that really was a great day.

a quater bottle of absynth! i cant belive caps didn't pass out instantly!! it was hilarious though.

You can make a can bong too, if you don't have the tubing.

Get a can of beer, turn it upside down, then stab a hole at the top of the can (the bottom). Then, put your thumb over the hole, turn the can back the proper way round, open the lid, then put your mouth other the whole that's being covered by your thumb. It works just as good, but don't do what one of my mates did... He stabbed through the can with a steak knife, right through to the other side of the can and into his hand... hahaha, blood flavoured lager.

MartinC wrote:I'm sorry, I don't play games with my beer, I just drink it.

They aren't pedigree drinkers like us mate, they have to be excused

Fuck off! If you drink to get pissed you play games! I can drink beer quite happily but if I'm getting fuck-holed then I am going to bring as much fun as I can. Beer bongs! Drinking games! Challenges! All that shit...

Immortalicide wrote:

MartinC wrote:I'm sorry, I don't play games with my beer, I just drink it.

They aren't pedigree drinkers like us mate, they have to be excused

Sooner or later I'm gonna have to go on the Marstons tour of the brewery.

I'm with caps. Enjoying a nice drink is something quite different to drinking to get pissed. I love my real ales. I really do. But I don't drink them to get pissed, that's just a waste of good beer. I drink pissy largers or ciders to get pissed, and playing stupid games whilst doing it adds to the enjoyment.

I rape kids.