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I am too cool for this place......

Postby Immortalicide on Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:23 pm

I just had a world wide heavy rock superstar ring me up to see how i was doing...............................I win :D



Who was it you all ask????



Only Dumpy Dunnell from Blues / metal legends Dumpys Rusty Nuts :rockdevil:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


I am so cool, but i will still post here, it hasnt gone to my head!!!!!!
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:24 pm

Did he phone to tell you to stop stealing his garden gnomes?
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby Mazz on Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:25 pm

That's nothing.....

Gilby Clarke just wiped my anus.
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby terrorizer on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:24 pm

I'm interviewing Napalm Death this weekend.
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:59 pm

I had sex with all of girls aloud.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby James on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:57 pm

I'm Madonna.
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby Creeping Dan on Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:52 pm

terrorizer wrote:I'm interviewing Napalm Death this weekend.

Thats great that is. Good luck :dance:
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby Steve on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:08 pm

I met John Lennon...
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby meluaz on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:13 pm

michael jackson touched me, ha! I WIN!
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:33 pm

I touched Michael Jackson as he was touching you, so....
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:43 pm

And I secretly filmed it all and had a massive wank.
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby meluaz on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:57 pm

everybody wins
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby thrashduck on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:59 pm

I sold it on to paedophilia rings for a massive profit.

I, infact, am the winner.
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby meluaz on Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:00 am

i bet it was on shannons stepfathers pc
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Re: I am too cool for this place......

Postby James on Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:01 am

And Geoff Leonard's.
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