At what age does MILF first apply?

by **terrorizer** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:36 am

Never had the pleasure, although I'm told it has a strong "gamey" taste. One tip is if you intend to freeze it for future consumption, cut it into portions first, otherwise you need a saw to slice it!

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:37 am

Hmm, my mum was a midwife for YEARS so I may ask her. She has sick stories about childbirth.

by **ribbons69** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:49 am

I've gone for early to mid 40's,but that's because I'm 39 myself! Teenagers are all well and good if you're still a kid,but they don't know what they're doing,and you wouldn't want to have a conversation with 'em either.
You can't beat a bit of grab a granny action as well :shock:

by **zykloned** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:44 pm

Oldest I've gone is 44. I was 19.

by **ribbons69** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:46 pm

zykloned wrote:Oldest I've gone is 44. I was 19.

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:54 pm

Yeah, that's pretty impressive... or disgusting. I can't tell which tbh.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:02 pm

I reckon MILF age is 20 upwards, but they're only a MILF if they have a kid and are sexy, otherwise it's just a hot chick or an ugly chick or an ugly mum :lol:

I see some fine women about, but they have 4 or 5 year old kids... :doh:

by **Steve** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:49 pm

True story this, I saw a milf at work once with her husband, who, coming from a guy's point of view, was rather good looking. But the kid was fucking GINGER! :shock:

by **terrorizer** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:02 pm

Don't get me on my high horse about gingers...

by **BEER CAN** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:07 pm

ok which twat voted for the grannys? :eyes:

by **Immortalicide** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:52 pm

zykloned wrote:Oldest I've gone is 44. I was 19.

Erm, the mother in MILF shouldnt be your own you know!!!!! :shock:

by **terrorizer** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:55 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
zykloned wrote:Oldest I've gone is 44. I was 19.

Erm, the mother in MILF shouldnt be your own you know!!!!!

by **STD_Caps** on Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:36 pm

terrorizer wrote:I've seen it three times, if you can get over the blood and stuff it's a beautiful thing, especially if it's your kiddy being born.

I read that last bit, "if it's your kiddy being born", if you're into kiddy porn. So glad I double-checked! :lol:

As an early 20s man, I'd say early 40s. Really, I think a MILF has to be old enough to be your mum but not actually be your mum.

by **GoreBastard** on Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:54 am

The MILF's in a place called Parr near where I live are as young as 14... Wait that's just wrong...

On a side note, I have a T-Shirt with a picture of an old woman, and at the side of her it says in big letters, GILF... What a shirt!

by **terrorizer** on Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:56 am

STD_Caps wrote:I read that last bit, "if it's your kiddy being born", if you're into kiddy porn. So glad I double-checked!