In The Zine Of Evil - Issue #1 OUT NOW!!!

by **James** on Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:28 am

terrorizer wrote:
Resilience Records wrote:i'm going to rape all the boys.

It won't be rape if I say yes.

I fucking love this place.

EDIT: what is it with me and kicking off a new thread page each time I post tonight? I keep feeling all segregated and irrelevant to the bulk of the discussion. ("what's new?", yes, excellent comeback, well done!)

by **boovidge** on Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:08 am

whats new?

by **Resilience Records** on Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:27 am

terrorizer wrote:To me you are pre-pubescent.

Can you be my dad?

by **terrorizer** on Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:27 am

I don't know. Post a photo of your Mum up and I'll see I've had her.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:59 pm

I'm stilll a bit pissed from last night and I'm actually laughing as I type!!! :lol:

Good news bout the zine laddies, I'll spread the word as much as I can

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:22 pm

I don't think my pay-pal account is still working. I shall look into this and let you know. Otherwise, I shall start a new account and buy one then.

All the thanks

by **Bangover** on Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:49 pm

are you going to witchcraft? If so you can nab one then if you like

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:24 pm

I've finally gawn and done it. I love the ease of paypal buying, well done for this lovely effort of nice. Looking forward to receiving my swollen goods.

I don't think Stu's going to Witchcraft either because he's a retard and hasn't bought his ticket yet and won't have booked the day off and now he'll be in Amsterdam for a week.

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:25 pm

terrorizer wrote:I don't know. Post a photo of your Mum up and I'll see I've had her.

If you haven't had her, you'll definitely want her after seeing what she looks like.

by **terrorizer** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:43 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:
terrorizer wrote:I don't know. Post a photo of your Mum up and I'll see I've had her.

If you haven't had her, you'll definitely want her after seeing what she looks like.

MILF? At my age MILF is good. Photo!

by **zykloned** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:22 pm

...Day trip to Jamies?

by **MartinC** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:34 pm

I love MILFs.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:35 pm

I might have a wank about her in a minute. Never tried that.

by **terrorizer** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:56 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I might have a wank about her in a minute. Never tried that.

If you do, please let us know how it went.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:18 pm

Well guys, after posting that, I got near enough straight to business.

To start with, I created a scene much like a classic porno. I knocked on the door to be met by Jamie's mum... Jamie wasn't in and she had only got her little nightie on. So naturally I said I'd come in and wait for Jamie. So, we're in the living room and she's sitting next to me. At this point, I'm excited. I started my masturbate slow and rhythmical. When I envisioned dirty joys (Jamie's mum sucking me off, Jamie's mum's fanny, eating Jamie's mum's fanny, Jamie's mum's nipples, Jamie's sister, Jamie's dog etc...) I sped up. And so I'm reaching the point of no return when I imagined Jamie walking in to the sight of his sister spread eagle with peanut-butter all over her minge being licked by the dog, and his mum on her knees about to receive a gift in her face...

And so of course I've shot my load all over her face kicked Jamie in the balls and run home with me pants round my ankles. And back in the real world I took my used kleenex to the toilet and flushed.

Overall, I'd give the wank an 8 for pleasure, 9 for seminal discharge, but sadly a 3 for longevity (there was just no stopping myself)

How's that?