This totally deserves its own thread

by **Styxx** on Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:13 am

http://gizmodo.com/search/sharp-rock%20 ... 270974.php

by **James** on Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:32 am

I wouldn't be able to resist wielding that thing around by it's sword handle, therefore snapping it within minutes.

by **Resilience Records** on Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:38 am

Its amazing, but so wholely ridiculous that i can't love it the way i should. also yes, i very much think it wouldn't stand the test of time. imagine playing a gig with that in a small venue, How many people would run up to you afterwards to "have a go" on it. hilarious...!!

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:57 am

However much of a novelty it may be, I cannot deny that it's just the best thing I have ever seen in my life.

by **GoreBastard** on Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:10 pm

This is the first time a piece of carved wood has ever given me a boner.

That guitar is fucking supreme!

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:38 pm

GoreBastard wrote:This is the first time a piece of carved wood has ever given me a boner.

That guitar is fucking supreme!

I heard you whittled an anal plug from an old bit of 2x2 and play with it on a regular basis!!!!

by **couchslouch** on Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:25 pm

that guitar tops the 4 necked guitar NITRO used to use :lol:

by **Styxx** on Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:00 am

Immortalicide wrote:
GoreBastard wrote:This is the first time a piece of carved wood has ever given me a boner.

That guitar is fucking supreme!

I heard you whittled an anal plug from an old bit of 2x2 and play with it on a regular basis!!!!

Umm... Isn't it 2x4? I did, however, also hear this! :lol:

I knew this was worth its own thread! I don't reckon it'd snap if you held it by the handle, all the weight's at that end. Now, hitting stuff with it would be a different matter...

by **Resilience Records** on Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:12 am

Styxx wrote:. Now, hitting stuff with it would be a different matter...

and an irresistable temptation...

by **Styxx** on Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:21 am

Yeah... I guess if you added reeeeeeeally sharp blades it'd slice thru anything you hit, thus reducing damage to the guitar. Might get a bit bloody, but you can always clean it

by **GoreBastard** on Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:30 am

Immortalicide wrote:
GoreBastard wrote:This is the first time a piece of carved wood has ever given me a boner.

That guitar is fucking supreme!

I heard you whittled an anal plug from an old bit of 2x2 and play with it on a regular basis!!!!

That's supposed to be top secret information.

by **Styxx** on Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:02 am

GoreBastard wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:
GoreBastard wrote:This is the first time a piece of carved wood has ever given me a boner.

That guitar is fucking supreme!

I heard you whittled an anal plug from an old bit of 2x2 and play with it on a regular basis!!!!

That's supposed to be top secret information.

Its true, it's kept in a large manilla file with a red "TOP SERET" ink stamp on. Or at least it was... :twisted:

by **GoreBastard** on Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:55 am

Styxx wrote:
GoreBastard wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:
GoreBastard wrote:This is the first time a piece of carved wood has ever given me a boner.

That guitar is fucking supreme!

I heard you whittled an anal plug from an old bit of 2x2 and play with it on a regular basis!!!!

That's supposed to be top secret information.

Its true, it's kept in a large manilla file with a red "TOP SERET" ink stamp on. Or at least it was...

Shit, people know way too much about me on here! :lol:

by **Styxx** on Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:43 am

That's because we're not actually metallers, we're THE GOVERNMENT!! Remember when you bought that twix 3 years ago? We got your fingerprint of the penny you used to make up the 46p, and we've been tracking you ever since.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Seriously though, why else do they have pennys? They're shit!

by **thrashduck** on Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:46 am

46p for a twix?!

Jesus. Does anyone like my new signature by the way?