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Postby Atom on Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:32 pm

Great topic from the TFTP forum, much like the Jade Goody one, vent your hate at that spoilt little brat. She's not even hot.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xAcU3HSMKPU

Amazing video.
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Postby ribbons69 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:27 pm

Paris Hilton Fails.


In every respect.
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Postby oxfordrocks on Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:30 pm

I'd do it.
...but there again, you should see some the pigs I've gone out with.
I have no taste whatsoever.
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:45 pm

I hate Paris Hilton, but I probably still would hahaha

That video was wicked, only thing is, that news reporter couldn't light a lighter properly :doh:

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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:32 pm

I saw a clip of that thing on This Morning a couple of mornings ago. Phillip Schofield, the legend, was saying how much he disliked the creature from hell, and they also showed a clip of the idiot bitch face on a chat show after her stint in prison. Apparently she claimed to have read the bible every day. So the chat show host cleverly asked her, "What's your favourite passage?" To which her response was ".......................... (very long pause indeed)............................ I don't really have a favourite." Stupid lying whore.
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Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:44 pm

I'd rape Paris Hilton anally if I thought I could get away with it. She's a fucking bitch though. I hate people who are famous for no reason whatsoever almost as much as I hate the fact that the news covered her jail story.
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:22 pm

Her porn video is rubbish. Watch the Titmuss one instead.
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Postby Darkweasel on Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:22 pm

Stupid and pampered muppet that she is, I would still do things to her that would be frowned upon in a backstreet Amsterdam brothel.
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Postby STD_Caps on Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:54 pm

Dog-rough cunt-face. I had a dream that they made her prison timea reality tv show (honestly). I was bummed when I woke up to find out I wouldn't be able to see her getting bashed up by butch prison ladies. There are few people I could more wish dead. All of the Hilton's should die and their money givn to Cuba. It would be hilarious! Not pro-Cuba at all but I think it would be the ultimate shame for them.
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Postby ribbons69 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:48 pm

STD_Caps wrote:Dog-rough cunt-face. I had a dream that they made her prison timea reality tv show (honestly). I was bummed when I woke up

Unlucky mate.
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:10 pm

:lol:
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Postby STD_Caps on Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:46 pm

Hahaha! The hilarity. I mean I was disappointed when I woke up! That must have read like the world's shittest day!
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Postby GoreBastard on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:49 am

oxfordrocks wrote:I'd do it.
...but there again, you should see some the pigs I've gone out with.
I have no taste whatsoever.


You are the exact same person as me :D
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Postby Destruction on Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:25 pm

The best part of that larry king interview was when he asked if shes ever done drugs and she said no...

If you're going to lie its best to make sure there isn't doing the thing you're lying about.

I'd donkey punch her though.
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Postby terrorizer on Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:56 pm

She is an attention seeker and you are gving her what she craves. She is famous for nothing. She is a nobody. Don't even concern yourselves with her.
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