It said I was Mother Theresa! I was quite surprised and saddened by that hahaha. I find it's testing methods inaccurate though

It reckons I've spent nearly two grand on alcohol, which I think is a load of bollocks. It clearly just assumes you have been drinking the average amount of weekly alcohol you tell it since the day you became a legal drinker! How silly.

STD_Caps wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

demonic-dave wrote:How much of a drunk are you. Try this drink-o-meter

http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

You Are Rated: Mother Teresa

By the by, while I think you can disapprove of drinking I don't think you have the right to judge drinkers. We all have our fuck-ups/addictions. Don't be a cunt about it...

Don't boo. Here's a fiver, go get your hair done or something.

I "enjoy" a drink, beer when I'm out and wine when at home. Could I give up drink, nah. Am I an alcoholic then, course not. I used to work at a Brewery and there was some serious fully paid up card carrying alcoholics at that place. They'd drink unfiltered beer because it was all they could lay their hands on, one chap used to drink 24 nips of barley wine before breakfast on a 6-2 shift. Fair to say that many of these guys are no longer with us, mouth and liver cancer took them.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

STD_Caps wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

demonic-dave wrote:How much of a drunk are you. Try this drink-o-meter

http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

You Are Rated: Mother Teresa

By the by, while I think you can disapprove of drinking I don't think you have the right to judge drinkers. We all have our fuck-ups/addictions. Don't be a cunt about it...

Don't boo. Here's a fiver, go get your hair done or something.

I was pissed and bitter last night....

I'm not really sure I should be publicly broadcasting this but in the past year I've pissed myself 4 times through being very very drunk. One of these times was on the last night of Download when I stayed up all night when all my mates had gone to sleep, and drank nearly a whole crate of Carlsberg and about 200ml of vodka that I got off some random guy, I spent the night with some guy called Dave (I think) giving out free hugs and asking for "beer for sex", some big fat guy punched me in the face. I have this problem where once I start getting drunk, I can't stop drinking until I won't get served anymore, this espacially a bad thing because my local stays open til 4am on Friday and Saturday. I have cut down drinking a lot, and I don't drink as often as I used to (probably cause I can't afford it) but when I get drunk I do still tend to get very drunk.

STD_Caps wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

STD_Caps wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

demonic-dave wrote:How much of a drunk are you. Try this drink-o-meter

http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

You Are Rated: Mother Teresa

By the by, while I think you can disapprove of drinking I don't think you have the right to judge drinkers. We all have our fuck-ups/addictions. Don't be a cunt about it...

Don't boo. Here's a fiver, go get your hair done or something.

I was pissed and bitter last night....

The irony!

I know...

I've had 5-10 pints the past 6 days.....Asphyx is tonight too.

Stevedot2 wrote:I'm not really sure I should be publicly broadcasting this but in the past year I've pissed myself 4 times through being very very drunk.

Thanks for sharing anyway.

STD_Caps wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

demonic-dave wrote:How much of a drunk are you. Try this drink-o-meter

http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

You Are Rated: Mother Teresa

By the by, while I think you can disapprove of drinking I don't think you have the right to judge drinkers. We all have our fuck-ups/addictions. Don't be a cunt about it...

Spot-on Caps. No one's perfect and we all have our weaknesses. In the words of Marlon Brando:

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

Incidentally, last night I got really drunk, really really drunk, on 3 pints of Carling. Three bloody pints! Good lord.

jonny_boy34 wrote:

STD_Caps wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

demonic-dave wrote:How much of a drunk are you. Try this drink-o-meter

http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

You Are Rated: Mother Teresa

By the by, while I think you can disapprove of drinking I don't think you have the right to judge drinkers. We all have our fuck-ups/addictions. Don't be a cunt about it...

Spot-on Caps. No one's perfect and we all have our weaknesses.

Wanna bet?

Yes.

I have £10 on Chuck Norris.

I'll say £20 and put it on Bruce Lee. The only man who could ever beat Chuck Norris, and therefore conquer the world.