Floods are gay.

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:38 pm

MartinC wrote:
phodg wrote:Apparently there's about four quid's worth of damage in Yorkshire already.

Heard they dropped an.. atomic bomb on Swindon...

About 15 quid's worth of damage?

(Well done, I thought of that too when I read that post)

by **thrashduck** on Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:46 pm

I can honestly say, i've never come over a little queer.

Who's heard of Harry Enfield? Right.. so.. who's this...

ONLY ME!
OH COME ON! You try something and... that's...

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:07 pm

thrashduck wrote:I can honestly say, i've never come over a little queer.

Who's heard of Harry Enfield? Right.. so.. who's this...

ONLY ME!
OH COME ON! You try something and... that's...

i pwn the only me impression...

ask bangover

by **thrashduck** on Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:13 pm

"Excuse me David, can I spend all day in bed? Er.. Yes you can David!

That's not me in bed with another man called David..."

:lol:

I've typed that before, but I think it deserves another runout.

by **Bangover** on Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:21 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:
i pwn the only me impression...

ask bangover

Its' true, it's pure hilarity. He did it out of the blue once when we were stoned and i was laughing for about 20 mins.....I'm laughing thinking about it now....haha

by **James** on Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:31 pm

Get a rendition on Youtube!

by **thrashduck** on Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:37 pm

Yes please, or your words mean nothing.

by **jonny_boy34** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:47 am

Another thread successfully hi-jacked, well done chaps.

I had a dream last night that there was a talent show contest coming up and me and a friend (I don't know who he was, I think I made him up for my dream) were going to learn the Dance for it. I woke up wishing I was still at school so I could actually do this, and make the audience clap and sing the thing that I can't really type but you know what I mean.

How can I hate women? My mum's one.

by **MartinC** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:20 pm

What have you ever done on the telly?!

by **Steve** on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:25 pm

I was in Zante last week, 40 degrees it was there, fucking scorching. Sucks to be home! :evil:

by **Holy Crap! Lions!** on Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:12 pm

Sunny as hell here. Mwahahaha.

by **Darkweasel** on Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:11 am

It was quite strange here (Stratford) on Saturday. Where I live, there was no sign of any flooding whatosever, yet if you travelled 200 yards down the road that entire end of town had been cordoned off with only one way in. The river had burst it's banks completely, wrecking local pubs, shops and the theatre. Total bloody mess.

by **Katze** on Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:07 pm

Darkweasel wrote:It was quite strange here (Stratford) on Saturday.

You live in Stratford?
I went to 6th form there until June, left now. I'm going out there tomorrow night. I've seen my friends photos around the waterside area, it was almost unrecognisable!

by **Darkweasel** on Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:20 am

Katze wrote:
Darkweasel wrote:It was quite strange here (Stratford) on Saturday.

You live in Stratford?
I went to 6th form there until June, left now. I'm going out there tomorrow night. I've seen my friends photos around the waterside area, it was almost unrecognisable!

Yeah, I live in Stratford. For my sins. The water's gone right down now but it's due to rain all day tomorrow...

by **GoreBastard** on Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:47 am

Darkweasel wrote:but it's due to rain all day tomorrow...

This is the shittest fucking summer ever.
AND it's all my fault too.

All winter I was saying, "I can't wait for summer, winter sucks", and now look what's happened!
The weather gods hate me. Sorry guys, it's my fault everywhere is flooded.