Hi Ma'am, can Metallica come out to play?

by **Atom** on Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:28 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/ap_ ... _metallica

A couple want to call their baby Metallica. :lol:

by **ribbons69** on Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:13 pm

Is the family's surname "are past their best"?

by **GoreBastard** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:50 pm

If they're having this much trouble calling their kid Metallica, imagine how much shit they'd get into if they wanted to name it after "Dying Fetus"... hahaha

by **Immortalicide** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:27 pm

Does this mean that there is a possiblility that Gary Glitter may want to play with Metallica???? :shock:

Who'd ever of thought it eh???

by **Plodman** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:17 pm

Immortalicide wrote:Does this mean that there is a possiblility that Gary Glitter may want to play with Metallica???? Who'd ever of thought it eh???

HAHAHA!
FUCKING BRILL!

by **Hostile** on Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:52 pm

I'm calling my first child Anthrax.

by **Steve** on Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:17 pm

If I ever have a girl I'm gonna call her Girls Aloud! :dance:

by **STD_Caps** on Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:09 pm

Cuntopher for a boy, Cuntina for a girl.

I don't think I'll end up having kids...

by **MartinC** on Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:15 pm

I'm calling my kid Bathtub Shitter.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:50 pm

If i ever have a kid they're definatley being called 'horrible deformed monster' :lol:

by **GoreBastard** on Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:01 pm

All kids are at the end of the day are a lump of sticky dick juice that's been fired into a cunt, then grown arms and legs... We're all just walking cum stains.

by **Immortalicide** on Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:13 pm

GoreBastard wrote:All kids are at the end of the day are a lump of sticky dick juice that's been fired into a cunt, then grown arms and legs... We're all just walking cum stains.

First there was Socrates, Plato and Aristotle, then came gorebastard!!! :lol:

by **thrashduck** on Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:35 pm

That was nearly as revolutionary as that quote from the office -

"It's not my fault some tosser blew beans up your muff"

Or similar. HA!

by **Styxx** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:31 pm

I feel GoreBastard and Immortalicide win this round!

I'd call my kid Dude. Easy to remember.

by **MartinC** on Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:33 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:If i ever have a kid they're definatley being called 'horrible deformed monster'

Luckily for you, you don't ever have to worry about that happening.