Wordplay makes good jokes!!! Well, sometimes... I over use it sooooo much to amuse myself but noone usually has a clue what I'm on about when I crack out a classic

GUNS = BAD
PEOPLE = BAD
GUNS + PEOPLE = BADDER

ROBOTS = GOOD
ROBOTS WITH GUNS = AWESOME!!!

therefore all guns should be used by robots

If you listen really carefully, you can make out the sound of Michael Moore having a big party.

Heston's dead eh?

That's what he gets for voicing his opinion on why the song 'Cop Killer' by Bodycount should be banned.

Yeah, that cunt got what he deserved - a long life! Good riddance!!

Darkweasel wrote:If you listen really carefully, you can make out the sound of Michael Moore having a big party.

I can't wait for that disgusting fat-body to choke on his own cholesterol like.

Lads! I just thought of something! What if you were living in America and a fucking big grizzly bear burst in through your front door and it was all like 'CRAAAAWWWWSH! RAAAAHHHHRRRR!' and you were like 'Fuck! I wish I had an M4 to take down this big grizzly bastard'? Bearing in mind that a grizzly can kill you with a single swipe of its paw, I'd be hoping I at least had an Uzi in the fridge...

I'd probably reason with it.

I'd be all like "Hey relax guy"

He's not your guy, friend!

Fuck, you're right! I better go and buy a gun now, just in case a bear comes through my door tonight. Fuck, I'm shitting myself now. He definitely won't be my friend, buddy.

Nevermind bears, without guns the King of England could walk straight up to you and start pushing you around. Therefore guns are ok in my book.

Silent Cream wrote:Nevermind bears, without guns the King of England could walk straight up to you and start pushing you around. Therefore guns are ok in my book.

Something... something... scapegoat... something... something... media.

Silent Cream wrote:Nevermind bears, without guns the King of England could walk straight up to you and start pushing you around.

He did anyway, he was well 'ard.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

Silent Cream wrote:Nevermind bears, without guns the King of England could walk straight up to you and start pushing you around.

He did anyway, he was well 'ard.

Germans tend to be, aye.

jonny_boy34 wrote:Fuck, you're right! I better go and buy a gun now, just in case a bear comes through my door tonight. Fuck, I'm shitting myself now. He definitely won't be my friend, buddy.

You forgot to mention that owning a gun makes you super-hardcore.

I once shot my dad in the belly with a BB gun in Spain. It was fucking hilarious. Word got round the hotel about what had happened and he got slagged to fuck about it.

your down?