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Postby Styxx on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:08 am

Win! Well, mostly. Are all your icons in gay places now?
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby James on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:09 am

Nope, totally back to normal screen wise. It's just the internety stuff fucking up from time to time.
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.

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Postby Styxx on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:19 am

Ah that's not so bad, that's how the internet's supposed to work! :lol:

I hate stuff that fucks my desktop, I've got so much on it and it's such a hassle to reorganize.
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby James on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:25 am

I haven't even been on any dodgy sites!!! Except the crappy South Park sites... but haven't downloaded anything :(
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.

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Postby Styxx on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:26 am

Course not.

By the way, kudos on the sig. It's not just Chiltern though, fuck em all! Trains are why I can never seem to leave Sheffield when I want to.
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby James on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:43 am

Course not.


If I had I'd hardly be ashamed of it on this place :lol: :lol:

Chiltern Railways made me take a four hour bus to Birmingham, the scumbags! And it cost me more than last time because the prices have gone up, what a joke!

I'm over that now though.
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Postby Styxx on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:45 am

James wrote:
Course not.


If I had I'd hardly be ashamed of it on this place :lol: :lol:

Chiltern Railways made me take a four hour bus to Birmingham, the scumbags! And it cost me more than last time because the prices have gone up, what a joke!

I'm over that now though.


Fair point!

And on the subject of trains, the point stands. You'll be less over it next time you have to take a train, something bad'll happen
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby Herzeleid on Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:57 am

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Stevedot2 wrote:Stop complaining you black cunt.


http://www.myspace.com/superking - Don't look at meeee!
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Postby Bangover on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:45 pm

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Postby Styxx on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:59 pm

Incase you're interested, this is the source pic for that final battle one:

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Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby Bangover on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:01 pm

thats such a shit photoshop...not even the sofa or poster are properly aligned.
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Postby Steve on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:20 pm

Styxx wrote:Incase you're interested, this is the source pic for that final battle one:

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I would assume this came first:

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/L ... ongcat.jpg

But that final battle one is brill! :lol:
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Postby Herzeleid on Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:06 pm

Longcat is long :D
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Postby STD_Caps on Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:21 pm

Styxx wrote:Haha, those last two rock!

Not a funny picture, but I didn't think it was worth its own thread:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bic-Crystal-bal ... 701&sr=8-2

Check out the reviews...


This is brilliant!

"I was writing my 4000 page memoirs with this pen and was about finished when I realised It had ran out of ink three years earlier. Beware!"

"Also, this item was found in the electronics and photo section. Can anyone tell me how to replace the battery as the ink has stopped flowing from it?"

"I'm also happy to report that the barrel remains as useful as ever in performing emergency tracheotomies."

"The problem with multi function devices is that the sum of the parts is equal to that of the whole. Any other ratio would be ludicrous. This means that trying to use your BIC Crystal for 5 things is only 20% as effective as having 5 items that do one thing each.

For instance, when deploying my BIC Crystal as a spoon, it manages to stir my cup of tea, but is absolutley rubbish at fishing out the digestive biscuit from the bottom of the cup.

Similarly the blade function is more effective on soft cheeses than hard.

The fork works more like a chopstick.

Don't even try the bottle opener."

And my fave:
"I stuck this BIC up my hole many times and 1.) didn't think it was big enough and 2.) it didn't vibrate!! what the heck??

now, I can't get my money back because they said I had used it!!"
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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Postby Holy Crap! Lions! on Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:14 pm

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