Women - when's enough?

by **Dian Wei** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:21 pm

Exactly, pipe up ffs!

by **thrashduck** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:28 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote: when a woman is clearly upset, and you ask her whats wrong it's either 'nothing' or 'it doesn't matter' also if you ask her something like 'what do you want to do?' she'll say 'i dont mind', then you do something and she gets pissed off!!!!

Argh I fucking hate that, it's like you SHOULD know what's going on, or you're a complete bastard. Next time that happens, say:

"If you were a man, I'd say you were a dick".

Severely limits your chance of getting it on, but self satisfaction awaits... in more ways than one.
:lol:

by **MartinC** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:31 pm

Women make me want to strangle myself to death.

by **zykloned** on Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:30 pm

do it

by **ribbons69** on Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:58 pm

MartinC wrote:Women make me want to strangle myself to death.

No.
Women make you want to strangle them to death!

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:48 pm

women - whens enough?

when you've boned them! :dance:

by **STD_Caps** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:01 pm

I started this thread because I was getting messed about. I have since given up on women. Bunch of bastards. Still, might get somewhere tonight..

(We need a praying emoticon)

by **ribbons69** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:38 pm

STD_Caps wrote:I started this thread because I was getting messed about. I have since given up on women. Bunch of bastards. Still, might get somewhere tonight..

(We need a praying emoticon)

Like this one you mean.... :pray:

Best of luck mate,and if all else fails,get a kitchen knife and rape her.Remember,no means yes!

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:44 pm

stabwound raping? :lol:

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:41 pm

Last night re-enforced my misogyny like: this bird practically drags me off the dance floor, I'm pulling her and copping a feel then she decides she's not up for it and buggers off. She said she had a boyfriend but was upset when I said 'So?'.

Bitch!

Like my wee bro said, I should have kicked her cunt for that. Mind you, I'm quite glad I didn't shag her seeing as she could have been fatter than I remember.

by **Herzeleid** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:56 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Last night re-enforced my misogyny like: this bird practically drags me off the dance floor, I'm pulling her and copping a feel then she decides she's not up for it and buggers off. She said she had a boyfriend but was upset when I said 'So?'.

Bitch!

Like my wee bro said, I should have kicked her cunt for that. Mind you, I'm quite glad I didn't shag her seeing as she could have been fatter than I remember.

You should have said "Your type is responsible for original sin anyway, i'm sure this won't change much, lets shag."

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:37 pm

Herzeleid wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Last night re-enforced my misogyny like: this bird practically drags me off the dance floor, I'm pulling her and copping a feel then she decides she's not up for it and buggers off. She said she had a boyfriend but was upset when I said 'So?'.

Bitch!

Like my wee bro said, I should have kicked her cunt for that. Mind you, I'm quite glad I didn't shag her seeing as she could have been fatter than I remember.

You should have said "Your type is responsible for original sin anyway, i'm sure this won't change much, lets shag."

Considering I'd had about 8 pints of Guinness by that point, I'd probably have said something to the same effect but put far more crudely.

I was blatantly on the rampage last night, as the following transcript highlights:

(Upon Iain seeing his flatmate, Andy, talking to a fairly choice bit of arse)

Iain: 'Is that your sister?'
Andy: 'Nah, I went to school with her.'
Iain: 'Did you shag her?'
Andy: 'No.'
Iain: 'Can I shag her?'
Andy: 'If you want.'

by **Lev** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:43 pm

Relationships are gay.

Bone 'em, and move on. We're animals, people have got to remember that.

by **Herzeleid** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:01 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Relationships are gay.

Bone 'em, and move on. We're animals, people have got to remember that.

People around here also need to remember that enjoying thrash/playing thrash is basically like wearing a giant sign around your neck saying "I don't want sex ever"

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:07 pm

Ken!

I went to a couple of trendy places last night as it was my mate's 21st. I really want to go back to a short back and sides but you can't undo a haircut. The guitarist in me says 'Keep the locks' but the sex predator says 'With sensible hair, toned body and enough CK One we'll be an unstoppable sex rhino'.

Decisions decisions...