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Postby Bangover on Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:30 pm

dont soil Black Sabbath's name with your posts
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Postby Pashpo on Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:38 pm

Cynic - Textures when played live




HAAAHAAAA BANGOVER
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Postby GoreBastard on Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:44 pm

Bangover wrote:dont soil Black Sabbath's name with your posts


Hey, don't get me wrong I fuckin' love Sabbath.
Hand of Doom COULD sound like an angry wanking song though, to those stupid enough to have never heared it before.
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Postby Bangover on Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:46 pm

suppose but still, lets just hail Black Sabbath

ALL HAIL BLACK SABBATH
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Postby GoreBastard on Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:53 pm

Bangover wrote:suppose but still, lets just hail Black Sabbath

ALL HAIL BLACK SABBATH


HAIL!!
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:51 pm

Pashpo wrote:Cynic - Textures when played live




HAAAHAAAA BANGOVER


pwnd again :lol:
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Postby Michalik on Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:57 pm

rbh - wanking in the woods
rbh - wanking in the window
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Postby thrashduck on Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:02 am

I had an idea for a folk metal song called "Wanked off by the wind", which would contain lyrics about a scottish kilt wearing clansman walking on some gale force winds in the highlands..
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Postby GoreBastard on Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:58 am

thrashduck wrote:I had an idea for a folk metal song called "Wanked off by the wind", which would contain lyrics about a scottish kilt wearing clansman walking on some gale force winds in the highlands..


Cool, you should call it "FREEEDOM WAANK!"

Freedom wanks are good news.
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Postby Steve on Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:31 pm

Edguy - Rise of the Morning Glory
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Postby RedBurp on Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:00 pm

Alice Cooper - Muscle of Love

"I read Dad's books like I did before
Now things are crystal clear
Lock the door in the bathroom now
I just can't get caught in here" :lol:
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Postby thrash tard on Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:35 pm

Kunt and the gang have a song called "have a wank" i think. its prety funny
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Postby TheSmilingGoat on Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:27 am

been cought wankin and what are you? (your a wanker) both by T.I.S.M
bucket heads trapped in a legal battle with KFC and they both got there heads stuck in the bucket, and im still hungry

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