Wow, cool! I always knew I was better than everyone else, and this article proves it! hahaha

Nah, I'm glad someone's done this research. A lot of metalheads I know are pretty clever... Not me or my friends though, we're just fucking idiots, and I've never listened to metal to relieve stress. I just like it because it sounds fucking cool..........

Me no dumb, me happy, me want lolly.

Hey, I was a Slipknot kid back in the day. Then again, I was also pretty stupid back then, so lets write the whole thing off. I'm with thrashduck. People who failed to grow out of their nu-metal stage don't get to discuss "heavy metal" with me.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go iron my Slipknot t-shirt (Subliminal Verses tour!) and listen to Kid Rock.