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Which slasher would win the ULTIMATE battle?

Jason Voorhies (Friday the 13th)
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50%
Mike Myers (Halloween)
1
10%
Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
4
40%
 
Total votes : 10

Who would win in a fight...

Postby MartinC on Wed May 02, 2007 8:34 pm

Jason Voorhies

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Mike Myers

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Leatherface

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Postby Hostile on Wed May 02, 2007 8:52 pm

Jason because the other two are mortal faggots.
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Postby GoreBastard on Wed May 02, 2007 9:15 pm

I voted Jason because, yes Leather Face is a "mortal faggot" (haha), and Myers is just a skinny mong. Sure he keeps coming back like Jason does, the difference is though, Jason is fucking massive and he's built like a brick shithouse. Jason would kick his arse, and he'd just straight up bum leather face to death.
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Postby Dian Wei on Wed May 02, 2007 9:20 pm

Kruger.
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Postby amok on Wed May 02, 2007 9:28 pm

Leatherface, coz i cant get the laaz rockit song out my head!!
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Postby MartinC on Wed May 02, 2007 10:08 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Kruger.


I didn't include him because he's only powerful in dreams and it's quite obvious that none of them sleep ever.
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Postby Hostile on Wed May 02, 2007 10:15 pm

MartinC wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:Kruger.


I didn't include him because he's only powerful in dreams and it's quite obvious that none of them sleep ever.

You didn't even watch Freddy VS Jason did you?
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Postby thrashduck on Wed May 02, 2007 11:21 pm

amok wrote:Leatherface, coz i cant get the laaz rockit song out my head!!


I'm with you there dude.
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Postby Dian Wei on Wed May 02, 2007 11:29 pm

Kruger was the first one i saw and is therefore the best. School yard logic is unbeatable.
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Postby MartinC on Thu May 03, 2007 1:09 pm

Hostile wrote:
MartinC wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:Kruger.


I didn't include him because he's only powerful in dreams and it's quite obvious that none of them sleep ever.

You didn't even watch Freddy VS Jason did you?


I chose to ignore it.
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Postby Dian Wei on Thu May 03, 2007 1:11 pm

It wasn't actually shit like I thought it would be. Well it is shit, just the good kind of shit.
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Postby MartinC on Thu May 03, 2007 1:12 pm

The best Friday the 13th is Part 6 because he comes back as a pissed off zombie and bends a policeman backwards.
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Thu May 03, 2007 1:12 pm

I wonder what it's like to put on a crazy mask and then kill loads of people? :eyes:
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Postby MartinC on Thu May 03, 2007 1:13 pm

I assume it's pretty much how you'd expect it to be. Stupid question.
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Postby Dian Wei on Thu May 03, 2007 1:14 pm

MartinC wrote:I assume it's pretty much how you'd expect it to be. Stupid question.


Best response you have ever made =D>
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