Lev - Pulverizer wrote:I came here to get into thrash more. Didn't work. I still like the thrash bands I did when I joined, but it just isn't very many.

If UK Thrash ever has an advert on some obscure Sky channel, we will have to have you lamenting that straight at the camera.

Hah, yes we do.

Claims Direct?

- I was carrying a bucket of searing hot tar when I slipped on a roller blade and poured the tar on my crotch. Claims Direct got me £8, 500 pounds. Shame my balls are now utterly useless and stuck to my inner thigh, though.

I'd easily trade my balls for £8,500

Then get a job at a smelting plant.

I don't want them stuck to my thigh.

Tough.

I really want to make a UK Thrash advert now, it would be the talk of the town.

I would introduce it dressed as that orange policeman on the US police camera show, walking across a field or something (preferably with a shotgun over one shoulder) with various forumers having cameos in the background (Zurab gassing emos, Jon dressed as the Manilla Road cover, many others huddled around Rik telling a story - Martin would be standing way off at the edge of the field, because he keeps missing out on gatherings). Then there would be some cuts to things like Lev's monologue (close up shot), and there would be a smooth talking female voice over at the end.

The elite 20 would be just standing there in suits, and we'd each have our say.


James: Here at UKThrash, we make a forum that's right
Craig: For you. Our experienced administrative team
Paul: Do what they can, to make your experience
Sam: Special, and like no other.
Lev: We pride ourselves on excellence and
Ben: know being treated fairly, is
Aaron: What matters most


So forth, then a lovely logo comes up

"UKThrash: We Care For You"

To be fair the Elite 20 is now more or less the Elite 5 - the forum billionaires who have all but monopolised the 5K territory.

James wrote:I really want to make a UK Thrash advert now, it would be the talk of the town.

I would introduce it dressed as that orange policeman on the US police camera show, walking across a field or something (preferably with a shotgun over one shoulder) with various forumers having cameos in the background (Zurab gassing emos, Jon dressed as the Manilla Road cover, many others huddled around Rik telling a story - Martin would be standing way off at the edge of the field, because he keeps missing out on gatherings). Then there would be some cuts to things like Lev's monologue (close up shot), and there would be a smooth talking female voice over at the end.

Yeah, that rapes my idea. It shall be done. We should make it anyway.

Also, Craig is nowhere near even the Elite 20, post-wise...

And how about the slogan 'Trust Pink: Forget UK Thrash'.

Craig's fair game, he does run the place.

I would pay good money to see that advert.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

James wrote:I really want to make a UK Thrash advert now, it would be the talk of the town.

I would introduce it dressed as that orange policeman on the US police camera show, walking across a field or something (preferably with a shotgun over one shoulder) with various forumers having cameos in the background (Zurab gassing emos, Jon dressed as the Manilla Road cover, many others huddled around Rik telling a story - Martin would be standing way off at the edge of the field, because he keeps missing out on gatherings). Then there would be some cuts to things like Lev's monologue (close up shot), and there would be a smooth talking female voice over at the end.

Yeah, that rapes my idea. It shall be done. We should make it anyway.

Wonderful!

The Elite 20 or whatever doesn't really reflect the main posters... some hardly post at all.. other legends only have about 500 posts...