Spitting blood in the face of god!!!!

by **terrorizer** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:55 pm

About an anal probe?

by **Lev** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:18 pm

Who the hell is Thrashtilldeath? And why is he allowed to post?

by **thrashduck** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:20 pm

Alright, don't get coarse.... we're not a hate cult. He's got a crippling illness too, let him off...

by **Throsh** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:20 pm

Shut up, just cause i haven't been here as long as you dosen't mean i'm not aloud to post.
Lol I haven't exactly got a crippling illness.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:21 pm

girls allowed

by **terrorizer** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:31 pm

Relax, we hated Lev when he first came on here, now he's just about okay.

by **Dian Wei** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:33 pm

You've not met him Ian, he is very nice in person.

This topic is fucking stupid.

by **Lev** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:56 pm

I don't want to meet Ian. He clearly has issues.

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:01 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Lev - Pulverizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:That's dangerous. What if a bookcase fell on you in the library and you shouted 'NIIIIGGEEEERRRR!!!!'? People would probably be reluctant to help you.

That's a little bit more urgent than bugger. That would be "FUCKING HELLL!!" or "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!11"

Or my all-time favourite 'HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIT!' I said it for the first time when I was almost crunched by a Vauxhall Corsa outside student flats. Luckily I only crippled their wing mirror and took about three years off the life of the car's tyres.

Therefore you should listen to Rosetta Stoned by Tool, there's a bit where he goes "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" over and over again with some lovely vocal effects because he's just been abducted by aliens. It's an amazing song.

Does it do it in a Scottish accent and simultaneously drop a fish supper?

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:01 pm

I prefer the classic lines like :

"HATWED TOWARDS THE SYSTEM"
"SKULLKWUSHER"
and
"BEHOWD, I AM THE LORD SATAN, THE GWAND MASTER OF HEWWL, I HAVE COME TO BEAR WITNESS TO THE WEFORMATION OF THOSE WHO DISBELIEVE. SUCCUMB, OR FEEL MY WAFF, AS I WELEESE THIS POWER FWOM HEWWWL!!!!"

by **terrorizer** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:12 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:I don't want to meet Ian. He clearly has issues.

BIG ISSUE!

by **Lev** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:16 pm

The lass in Carlisle says "Bissue".

Bless her poor face.

by **James** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:47 pm

Immortalicide wrote:"BEHOWD, I AM THE LORD SATAN, THE GWAND MASTER OF HEWWL, I HAVE COME TO BEAR WITNESS TO THE WEFORMATION OF THOSE WHO DISBELIEVE. SUCCUMB, OR FEEL MY WAFF, AS I WELEESE THIS POWER FWOM HEWWWL!!!!"

Right, I'm going to have to listen to that song now. I hope you're happy!

by **meluaz** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:35 pm

yeah thrashtildeath!! who the hell are you!! youve barely been on here and your acting like you can post anything you want!!

by **Dian Wei** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:37 pm

Well Zurab, he's got more posts than you... and there is only a month between your join dates, so...

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