I know.

What's your most in a day, people? I think mine is about 11. If I get pissed, the next day can easily be over five. Recently my pooing has become a lot more irregular. I used to be consistently two a day but now I don't poo some days and do three or more the on others. Anyway, most my poos are better than 'Cyanide'.

Sorry to hear you have Crohn's disease. Not heard of it before but it sounds like a fucker. And not really fair to have something lifelong at such a young age. Still, as others have said, it will just take adjusting and then it won't seem to matter.

I always take a lot of shits. It's because I don't like spending a lot of time on the shitter and so have to visit three or more times to get a particularly big one out of my system.

Metal Iain wrote:I always take a lot of shits. It's because I don't like spending a lot of time on the shitter and so have to visit three or more times to get a particularly big one out of my system.

I'm the same, for a big one I normally do it in two sittings to avoid squeezing my intestines out of my arse. If I've had the deadly combination of a bad kebab and beer on a night out, without fail, I do four shits the next day and the quality varies. The last two are the most painful.

Hahaha, "sittings".

I wonder if I am the only one here who has passed out while straining on the bog...

No joke - I was on the crapper at Uni and I thought I was constipated because I had savage abdominal pains. I was straining to no effect for a good 5 or 10 minutes, and then must have feinted - I woke up with my back leant against the sistern, looking up at the cubical walls spinning around. Glad I didn't fall fowards!

It turned out the pain was not constipation but actually Appendicitis... and I was taken to hospital later that day

I once fell asleep on the toilet when I was a kid.

After having a poo, I literally couldn't be bothered moving, so I just fell asleep in the bathroom.

James wrote:Hahaha, "sittings".

I wonder if I am the only one here who has passed out while straining on the bog...

No joke - I was on the crapper at Uni and I thought I was constipated because I had savage abdominal pains. I was straining to no effect for a good 5 or 10 minutes, and then must have feinted - I woke up with my back leant against the sistern, looking up at the cubical walls spinning around. Glad I didn't fall fowards!

It turned out the pain was not constipation but actually Appendicitis... and I was taken to hospital later that day

Bloody hell, i've nearly been sick a few times. due to this disease everytime i go to the loo i lose extreme amounts of blood and the pain is so severe i can't walk for the whole of the day. What fun eeh

ThrashtillDeath wrote:

James wrote:Hahaha, "sittings".

I wonder if I am the only one here who has passed out while straining on the bog...

No joke - I was on the crapper at Uni and I thought I was constipated because I had savage abdominal pains. I was straining to no effect for a good 5 or 10 minutes, and then must have feinted - I woke up with my back leant against the sistern, looking up at the cubical walls spinning around. Glad I didn't fall fowards!

It turned out the pain was not constipation but actually Appendicitis... and I was taken to hospital later that day

Bloody hell, i've nearly been sick a few times. due to this disease everytime i go to the loo i lose extreme amounts of blood and the pain is so severe i can't walk for the whole of the day. What fun eeh

That's so lame...

How do you replenish the blood, assuming normal poo-trip frequency?

James wrote:Hahaha, "sittings".

I wonder if I am the only one here who has passed out while straining on the bog...

No joke - I was on the crapper at Uni and I thought I was constipated because I had savage abdominal pains. I was straining to no effect for a good 5 or 10 minutes, and then must have feinted - I woke up with my back leant against the sistern, looking up at the cubical walls spinning around. Glad I didn't fall fowards!

It turned out the pain was not constipation but actually Appendicitis... and I was taken to hospital later that day

I try to be cautious when it comes to straining. I don't want to die like Elvis.

If I remember rightly some medieval king supposedly died while over-straining after a feast of eels. Eels being a metaphor? :S

James wrote:How do you replenish the blood, assuming normal poo-trip frequency?

I don't as many times as normal people. sometimes i don't go for 10 days sometimes a few times a week. Meh it's better that way, less pain

James wrote:If I remember rightly some medieval king supposedly died while over-straining after a feast of eels. Eels being a metaphor? :S

lol, i heard about this picture on the internet called heavylifter and it's of this guy with his lower internal organs sticking out his ass. lol

I've seen that, it's gross. Makes me gag.

The singer from that band Glassjaw has Crohn's Disease.

A quick google search failed to find this image... which is probably for the best as I am eating soon.