I go to the cinema all the time waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!111

Right, bollocks, I'm just going to go on Friday night, I don't care about Metalbrew. There probably won't be much else to do anyway by the evening, and that means instead of gloating, Billy can just get me even more excited when he comes down before I go off to enjoy the fun, and also to enjoy Jamie's sister. Great.

Christian Bale has been arrested for 'family assault' or something.

Controversial.

They probably said The Dark Knight was shit or something so he smacked them.

My mum gave me this news tonight, she told me in such a dramatic way like someone had been raped right in her face. I don't bloody care if he beats his family up, he's brilliant. Batman can do whatever he wants. They were probably just being really annoying or something. Or maybe he'd just watched Russell Crowe Fightin' 'Round The World and thought it was a good idea.

They showed a clip of him on the news on GMTV the day after he supposedly did it, he looked piss off, like he was going to finish the interview and then throw the kettle at his baby.

I'm gonna go watch this on IMAX when i come back from Wacken. It'll totally rule.

Oh god oh god oh god. Why does the fucking clock tick so slowly while waiting for batman day?

Its made over $200 million in under a week!

So i think Christopher Nolan and anyone else involved in the film could do pretty much anything they want now

They better get on to making the next Batman then.

I want a solid gold telephone

Might be going to see this tonight. Probably going to flop my cock out in the cinema and have ten wanks.

I was supposed to go and see it but I couldn't be arsed. My mates had booked tickets but I was unsure of how many and for when until the last minute so I decided to stay in and watch EastEnders instead.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT WAS THE BEST WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 THE JOKER!!!!!!!!1111111 WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!1111111

Oh god, I can't wait! AAAAAAAAAAHAGAHGAHGAHAGHAGHAGHAHAHAHA!@!@!@!@!