Should have bought an iPod then instead of trying to be an alternative toss-pot.

Stop being an arse-hole.

What am I meant to do to kill time on the way to work now?!

Just wank on the way home. Your life was inevitably going to lead to you doing that at some point any way.

Nah, I've been wanking too much recently. I can tell because my knob is completely shredded.

AWWW AWWWWWWWW...

Aye.

I'm surprised I've not torn my banjo string really.

My friend did that. He was shagging this bird and there was suddenly tonnes of blood everywhere. He blamed it on her.

Anyway, formatting it seems to have done the trick. I've managed to play songs on it now.

More to follow...

MartinC wrote:My friend did that. He was shagging this bird and there was suddenly tonnes of blood everywhere. He blamed it on her.

One of my old flatmates (girl) did that to another of my old flatmates (guy) - I lived with two guys and two girls at the time. It was funny because I still had exams but the rest of them had finished so they went out on the razzle to celebrate the end of theirs. They came back at 3am or so and two of them went out again at 'about' 3:04am. I didn't know what had happened until the other guy who lived in the flat texted me about it when I was studying up at t'library, much to my amusement.

Allegedly the guy came back later and had blood ALL OVER his boxers. He totally lied about it for ages and said that he got it whilst shagging her (they fell out afterwards) so we just thought she had a dangerous vagina. In actual fact he'd been getting a sneaky hand job off of her and his banjo string... pinged. He never told me about it directly because he knew I'd slag him about it and do impressions of banjo strings when I was hammered to annoy him. He did eventually tell me about it and said that it had ruined shagging forever.

Horrible.

When you typed 'pinged' there... my dick shivered in horror.

I've done it during sex as well, I felt the cut but kept going, at the end there was tonnes of blood, literally dripping off my dick. Takes about a week to properly heal and allow sex without it re-snapping.

As if you've had sex, Sam.

Yeah, you've had less than me.

ipod touches are for gaybois. Why pay a considerable amount more for an mp3 player which has less storage simply because it has a touch screen?

Because about 10% of people actually like music. Most just listen to it to 'fit in', hence why so many people like Coldplay and Queen.