What's red and rarely seen?

by **terrorizer** on Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:48 pm

A postman!

So no strike today and still no fucking post. :evil:

by **ribbons69** on Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:50 pm

Get back to work you lazy sods!!!!!!1111111111111ELEVENTYONE

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:04 pm

Sack the bastards and privatise the postal service.

by **Darkweasel** on Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:30 pm

I was watching children's TV with my daugther yesterday. I see Postman Pat's ignored the picket lines and kept on working.
Scab.

by **Bangover** on Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:44 pm

I posted stuff today. The post office was so empty it was mental, normally I have to queue to post a parcel for fucking ages.

by **terrorizer** on Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:21 pm

Darkweasel wrote:I was watching children's TV with my daugther yesterday. I see Postman Pat's ignored the picket lines and kept on working.
Scab.

Postman Pat,
Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

Postman Pat is crying,
Jess the cat is dying,
Pat is not a very happy man.

or

Lying in his bed,
Pissed out of his head,
Pat has gone and lost his job again.

by **Lev** on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:58 am

terrorizer wrote:
Darkweasel wrote:I was watching children's TV with my daugther yesterday. I see Postman Pat's ignored the picket lines and kept on working.
Scab.

Postman Pat,
Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

Postman Pat is crying,
Jess the cat is dying,
Pat is not a very happy man.

My childhood one was;

Postman Pat,
Postman Pat,
Postman Pat ran over his cat.

All the guts went flying,
Postman Pat was crying,
Never seen a cat as flat as that

by **thrash metal maniac** on Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:28 am

similar one here, I remember it was 'Blood and guts went flying' :lol:

kids are funny

by **thrashduck** on Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:24 pm

I think we had one that went...

Everybody knows
His bright Red Ferrari
All his friends will smile when they go and see it
Maybe..
You can never be sure
There'll be crash
Bang.
FERRARI THROUGH YOUR DOOR!

Rubbish.

by **boovidge** on Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:35 pm

^ha thats terrible!

by **Immortalicide** on Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:48 pm

I have worked everyday of the strikes since they began 4 months ago or whatever it was. So Iain, that makes me a scab then eh?? :lol:

Not had any fun with picket lines either, which i was quite looking forward too :eyes:

BTW all your postman pat rhymes are toss :wank:

by **boovidge** on Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:51 pm

picket lines arent what they used to be.

mort don't you sympathise at all with the people whos pensions are under threat?

by **Lev** on Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:53 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
BTW all your postman pat rhymes are toss

Come on then knobagob, where's yours?

by **Chest Rockwell** on Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:57 pm

train tickets to fucken Damnation in teh post somehwere.....?!!?

:wall:

(and 4 CD's i bought off some emo chap)

by **terrorizer** on Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:37 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:
BTW all your postman pat rhymes are toss

Come on then knobagob, where's yours?

What rhymes with Craig? Plague?

Postman Craig,
Postman Craig,
Postman Craig,
He's off with plague.

Nah shite.

Anyway got post today, two CDs I've been waiting for! Woo!