new years resolutions.
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Re: new years resolutions.
I like to have a world record wee.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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- Dian Wei
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Re: new years resolutions.
I don't believe in New Year's Resolutions. If you want to achieve something, there's really no point in waiting until the 1st of January to start. It's always fat bitches saying they're going to lose weight or something, but instead of trying to lose weight they they stuff their faces throughout the Christmas Holidays and put on an extra stone to shed.
Idiots.
Idiots.

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Re: new years resolutions.
Creeping Dan wrote:To get to more good gigs and UK Thrash gigs....funded by a real job
Just don't do a Boov...
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Re: new years resolutions.
Metal Iain wrote:I don't believe in New Year's Resolutions. If you want to achieve something, there's really no point in waiting until the 1st of January to start. It's always fat bitches saying they're going to lose weight or something, but instead of trying to lose weight they they stuff their faces throughout the Christmas Holidays and put on an extra stone to shed.
Idiots.
This is my resolution, ha. I am rather sick of being overweight.
This year has gone absolutely no where, in fact if anything my life has gone backwards. I had a full time job at the start of the year, now I work about 8 hours a week at a supermarket. So my resolutions are - stop being a fat cunt, get a job, achieve.
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Re: new years resolutions.
Refused wrote:Metal Iain wrote:I don't believe in New Year's Resolutions. If you want to achieve something, there's really no point in waiting until the 1st of January to start. It's always fat bitches saying they're going to lose weight or something, but instead of trying to lose weight they they stuff their faces throughout the Christmas Holidays and put on an extra stone to shed.
Idiots.
This is my resolution, ha. I am rather sick of being overweight.
This year has gone absolutely no where, in fact if anything my life has gone backwards. I had a full time job at the start of the year, now I work about 8 hours a week at a supermarket. So my resolutions are - stop being a fat cunt, get a job, achieve.
My weight goes up and down horrendously. I was a rake this time two years ago just because all my meals consisted of wine and paracetamol. Now I'm slightly less of a raging alcoholic but am a complete pie because I'm more likely to go to the pub to 'socialise', have eight pints of Guinness and then a pizza/other junk food on the way home. Hence why I've come to the conclusion it's pointless worrying about weight if you enjoy alcohol.
All I really need to do is learn how to drive and persuade myself and other people into getting a flat because I can't hack living with my folks any more. I suppose those would be my 'New Year's Resolutions' if I had to make any. In other words, if I'm still living with my parents at 23, I'll be super-bummed.

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Re: new years resolutions.
Metal Iain wrote:Refused wrote:Metal Iain wrote:if I'm still living with my parents at 23, I'll be super-bummed.
LOL - Im 27 and still live at home.
Id love to move out but seriously just cant afford it and with my dad retiring this year. Id much prefer to give them my rent then some idiot landlord
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Re: new years resolutions.
I've got a few things I wanna try doing this year.
I want gain some weight because I'm sick of being a skinny cunt.
I want to learn more lead guitar
I want loads of sex
I want to become better on drums
I want to record my album finally
I want to form an old school death metal band
I want to have some more sex
I want to be a tree
I want to start a band with this singer girl from the music school where I work so I can try shagging her. Only problem is that she's got a kid. She's fit as fuck (her not the kid). There's no need for how fit she is. Phhwwwoooaaarrr!!
I want to leave my shit dead end warehouse job and get a day job
I want to go out more
I want to see more live bands
Basically, I want to change everything about my life completely!!
You can't fail with scousers man!
All of my ex birds are scousers, and they've all been right dirty bitches. The only problem with scousers is that they dump you for fucking stupid reasons... Cunts.
I want gain some weight because I'm sick of being a skinny cunt.
I want to learn more lead guitar
I want loads of sex
I want to become better on drums
I want to record my album finally
I want to form an old school death metal band
I want to have some more sex
I want to be a tree
I want to start a band with this singer girl from the music school where I work so I can try shagging her. Only problem is that she's got a kid. She's fit as fuck (her not the kid). There's no need for how fit she is. Phhwwwoooaaarrr!!
I want to leave my shit dead end warehouse job and get a day job
I want to go out more
I want to see more live bands
Basically, I want to change everything about my life completely!!
MartinC wrote:I intend to have loads of sex this next year - I've even prepared a scouser girlfriend ready for such events.
You can't fail with scousers man!
All of my ex birds are scousers, and they've all been right dirty bitches. The only problem with scousers is that they dump you for fucking stupid reasons... Cunts.
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Re: new years resolutions.
- Get cracking on with my degree
- Getting laid without the use of a foreign currency!
- Getting laid without the use of a foreign currency!

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Re: new years resolutions.
Steve wrote:- Get cracking on with my degree
- Getting laid without the use of a foreign currency!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaa!
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Re: new years resolutions.
I've had a shit handjob for free, it was rubbish.
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Re: new years resolutions.
1. get band together, play shows/tour
2. listen to more van halen
3. listen to more blue oyster cult
2. listen to more van halen
3. listen to more blue oyster cult
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Re: new years resolutions.
Steve wrote:- Get cracking on with my degree
- Getting laid without the use of a foreign currency!
Thats funny to laugh at and it rhymes.
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Re: new years resolutions.
Creeping Dan wrote:Steve wrote:- Get cracking on with my degree
- Getting laid without the use of a foreign currency!
Thats funny to laugh at and it rhymes.
Gangsta fo' life yo!
Jeahhhh buuoooiiiy!
- GoreBastard

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Re: new years resolutions.
Not resolutions, just stuff I have planned.
Get a car that doesn't explode.
Teach my baby to speak Jawa (ooo teee neeee)
Buy 2 Transformers comic books a month
Find and buy a Gibson thunderbird somehow
Shave a bit more often
Get the new album done
Listen to some king diamond finally
Get a car that doesn't explode.
Teach my baby to speak Jawa (ooo teee neeee)
Buy 2 Transformers comic books a month
Find and buy a Gibson thunderbird somehow
Shave a bit more often
Get the new album done
Listen to some king diamond finally
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Re: new years resolutions.
H.O.D. Feemo wrote:Not resolutions, just stuff I have planned.
Get a car that doesn't explode.
I have this problem too, with all of my previous cars.
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