Tis My Birthday
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by Creeping Dan on Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:29 pm
Have a good 16th!
Rub my face... up and down
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by Lev on Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:49 pm
Don't poo the bed.
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by James on Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:18 pm
Metal Iain wrote:Hilarious.
It'll be funnier still when Zurab gets shot nine times in the face for looking like he's trying to blow up a bus, though.
Hahaha, totally cracked up
Sounds like Redburp may actually be our youngest member - have a good one sir!
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by Creeping Dan on Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:09 pm
Cowert Si wrote:It was unavoidable, but I managed to clean it before anybody noticed.
You shat the bed.
And Iains post made me laugh quite a bit!
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by Herzeleid on Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:10 pm
Cowert Si wrote:Herzeleid wrote:Let me take a quick minute time out from my food poisoning/norovirus to say happy birthday!
The Norovirus is a harsh bastard of an virus. You think you need to fart, and in turn slightly poo yourself before realising what's happened.
I spent 2 days in bed because of it.
Not nice.
Not shat myself...yet. I've shat probably 15-20 times in less than 12 hours, and vomited a fair few, also I can barely move because all of me aches.
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by Herzeleid on Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:25 pm
Cowert Si wrote:Has it got to the point in vomiting, where there's nothing coming out apart from a thin green liquid?
My Dad works in a hospital, and since it's going round again, I'm proper scared I'll get it again.
Not vomited in a while, but this morning it did yes. For me it's not green though, it's fluorescent yellow.
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by Dian Wei on Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:26 pm
Stop ruining the birthday cheer with vomit talk.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by Creeping Dan on Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:00 pm
He doesnt, i havent full on puked when ive been sober since i was 7. Was funny when i puked in Chloes sink n you got your hands lovely n dirty in it.
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by Metal Iain on Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:15 am
James wrote:Metal Iain wrote:Hilarious.
It'll be funnier still when Zurab gets shot nine times in the face for looking like he's trying to blow up a bus, though.
Hahaha, totally cracked up
But you never laugh when I post something genuinely witty!
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by radioactive rik on Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:19 am
The Fourth Norseman wrote:rebels...
speaking of rebels,whatever happened to the famous chechnyan rebels?they used to be the talk of the town...
i miss them and i miss Madcossack even more.
happy surfday Redburp
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by Dian Wei on Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:22 am
He was at bloody rage you wally.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by radioactive rik on Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:37 am
Dian Wei wrote:He was at bloody rage you wally.
i miss him posting on here.
wally is just plain racist
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Re: Tis My Birthday
by Dian Wei on Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:41 am
Wallbania
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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