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Postby STD_Caps on Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:24 pm

"Damn you, Immodium!"

or

"Get me the fucking Senekot!"

Variation on the sae theme. I also thought, for Martin's Rager hater mind:

'As much as Martin strained, he could could not create more shit than on Rager's latest song/release/banner.'
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:59 pm

"Milk was a bad choice"
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Postby boovidge on Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:07 pm

"robot house!"
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Postby Herzeleid on Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:12 pm

boovidge wrote:"robot house!"


That one wins :lol:
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:13 pm

"Boat! Rudder! Strange! Mountain!"
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Immortalicide on Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:13 pm

James wrote:
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Im going to beat my all time record for a wank of 22 seconds this time if it kills me!!!
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:24 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:"Boat! Rudder! Strange! Mountain!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

wonderful!!!
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Postby Jemegadeth on Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:15 am

Metalbrew Stu wrote:"Milk was a bad choice"


:lol:


anchorman is a quality film
spent last night trying to chuck my bird
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
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Postby Resilience Records on Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:37 am

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UNSILENT STORMS IN THE NORTH ABYSSSSSS!!

edit: btw, this doesn't count because editing the pictures isn't allowed, I just couldn't resist on this occasion!


genius!
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Postby Dian Wei on Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:41 am

Continuing the Anchorman theme. "I'm in a glass cage of emotion!"
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Postby Jemegadeth on Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:23 am

Dian Wei wrote:Continuing the Anchorman theme. "I'm in a glass cage of emotion!"


:lol:

"thats baby making music thats what that is!"
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Postby Raging Paul on Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:38 am

Round Two...

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Postby thrash metal maniac on Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:43 pm

:shock: Oh shit, i didn't realise Bill was an alien!!!
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:04 pm

Bill wished he'd remembered his tongue's horrible birth-defect before he flashed a Gene Simmons impersonation.





















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Postby Raging Paul on Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:22 pm

Bill struggled to contain a chuckle as the giant tapeworm sought its escape from the less likely exit.
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