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Which is the best tinned meat?

Spam
4
44%
Corned Beef
5
56%
 
Total votes : 9

SPAM VS CORNED BEEF.

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:44 am

Bit of a debate going on on our fourm and thought I'd throw it wide open, which is the best and why?
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Postby Dian Wei on Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:47 am

Don't really eat Spam, it i basically water and mashed balls.

I very rarely have corned beef and piccallily, but that is fucking bosh. Especially whilst mashed.
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Postby thrashduck on Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:52 am

Corned beef, clearly. Even if it does look and feel like carpet.
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Postby MartinC on Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:54 am

I'm going with Spam, I prefer the taste and I literally just eat it on it's own when I come in pissed. I also prefer it for more personal reasons. Last Wednesday I had no food in the house apart from cans of spam and corned beef and foolishly, I opted for corned beef. It had one of those stupid key things that you open them with, so I opened it but the top wouldn't come off, so as I tried to prize it off, I accidentally slipped and gashed my thumb on the sharp edge of the can. It's a proper deep cut, I'm lucky I didn't lose my thumb entirely. I should have gone for spam, an hour or so later when my thumb stopped gushing blood and I got round to making my corned beef sandwich, it was the shittiest thing I'd ever tasted.
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Postby Immortalicide on Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:01 am

Our local chippy sells spam fritters and they are fookin lovely. 1 1/2" thick slice o s[am deep fried and served with chips n gravy. One of the staple foods of mankind!!!!!
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Postby MartinC on Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:06 am

Immortalicide wrote:Our local chippy sells spam fritters and they are fookin lovely. 1 1/2" thick slice o s[am deep fried and served with chips n gravy. One of the staple foods of mankind!!!!!


Fuck me... that sounds bad-ass!
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Postby Lev on Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:46 am

CB, obviously. Spam is a cheapos CB.
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Postby Bangover on Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:01 pm

CB pwns spam blates....CB hash is the best thing in the world
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Postby Herzeleid on Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:24 pm

Both taste like cat food, but corned beef makes me feel physically ill, whereas I can eat Spam, and especially when it's frittered.

Oh, and corned beef hash is the most disgusting food ever. It could only be made worse if for some reason you added soggy mushrooms to it.
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Postby Lev on Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:29 pm

Herzeleid wrote: if for some reason you added soggy mushrooms to it.


Such a good idea.
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Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:09 pm

Too close to call this one. I never even thought about the cornded beef injuries. I've done that twice.
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Postby Bangover on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:12 pm

yeah opening a tin of corn beef it lethal
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Postby James on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:20 pm

I would never eat either.
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Postby Lev on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:32 pm

I've cut my finger many times on a corned beef tin.
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Postby thrashduck on Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:47 pm

Get it in a packet and shove it in the fridge.
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