Your Mum.....
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Headtrip Higgins on Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:13 am
your mums so fat shes got toejam in her belly folds
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Headtrip Higgins on Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:15 am
your mum is so fat she gets parking tickets for standing still
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Headtrip Higgins on Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:18 am
your mum is so fat she needs a iron lung to breath
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Headtrip Higgins on Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:19 am
your mum is so fat her arteries contain peanutbutter
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Headtrip Higgins on Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:22 am
rikki lake got slim cos your mum mugged her every lunchtime
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Metal Iain on Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:22 am
Jesus Christ!
13 posts and all of them have been crap.
13 posts and all of them have been crap.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Lev on Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:28 pm
Yeah, get out.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by radioactive rik on Wed May 06, 2009 6:28 pm
your mums dick is so big she could be your dad
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Re: Your Mum.....
by meluaz on Wed May 06, 2009 6:31 pm
your mum!!!...that is all...
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Re: Your Mum.....
by radioactive rik on Wed May 06, 2009 6:34 pm
ha yeah Zurab.sometimes a short,sweet and simple 'your mum' will suffice when talkin jive about someones mum.
your mum is so nasty she stars in japanese slime,insect,scat,blood porn
your mum is so nasty she stars in japanese slime,insect,scat,blood porn
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Re: Your Mum.....
by oneleggedpunk on Wed May 06, 2009 10:50 pm
i would'nt say my mums fat(cause she'd fucking kill me) but she has had a twenty five year affair with mr kipling.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by H.O.D. Feemo on Wed May 06, 2009 11:00 pm
oneleggedpunk wrote:i would'nt say my mums fat(cause she'd fucking kill me) but she has had a twenty five year affair with mr kipling.
An exceedingly good shag?
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Re: Your Mum.....
by radioactive rik on Wed May 06, 2009 11:14 pm
yo mommas shithole tastes like ribena
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