Red rocket! Red rocket!

Dian Wei wrote:Why would i care about the penises.... Iain are you trying to tell us something?

If you spend as much time as me watching porn you're inevitably going to spend a fair bit of time staring at cocks going in and out of things: cunts, mouths, tits, rings etc. With that being said I find it pretty funny when someone like Lex Steele does porn because he's just too packed to be doing women. However, I do think watching Lex Steele try to fit his knob into a woman is still more entertaining than watching a German Shepherd do likewise because dog penises are ridiculous and small.

If you watch porn, you can't escape watching penetration. Pretending that you don't notice the cocks is just silly because, in Lex Steele's case, it's literally impossible: he's blacker than the night itself and has an 11" knob.

Like me then...

You're not black and are too short to have an 11" knob. It'd just look ridiculous on someone as short as you. Like a trunk or something.

I wish I was black.

Why?

Because then I could be a rapper.

A raper too?

YOU TOO ARE A RAPER... THERE WAS NO CONSENT THEEERE WAS THERE!!11

Black magic.

music gcse is bullshit, i got A* in it but u dont learn anything good like modes and scales, why the fuck do i need to know what a fucking rag is? fuck indian music!! and what was with the whole surrealism bullshit!

I think the problem with music is that it can be taken by people who have no musical experience. If being able to read music and being theory savvy were prerequisites, they could make it way harder. It doesn't really matter though. Me and my mate just sat and played Testament songs for a year and we got As.