god i feel sorry for you guys. Now I can just go on pornbb and download a high definition vid in a matter of seconds. You got some crappy pics of average at best girls with the amazon rainforest between their legs.

yeh but you're goin to live in hove...

boovidge wrote:god i feel sorry for you guys. Now I can just go on pornbb and download a high definition vid in a matter of seconds. You got some crappy pics of average at best girls with the amazon rainforest between their legs.

tis indeed true
quite often, they actually wouldnt even show anything more than pubic hair, and if anything more was on display, it was airbrushed out!!!!
And even the harder magazines available in newsagents back when we were growing up, never actually showed sex, just simulated stuff, with blokes that werent even allowed to have a hard on, and women who looked ridiculous trying to look like they enjoyed it!!!!
Thank god for uncles who had stashes of proper porn like rodox and colour climax

Immortalicide wrote:Thank god for uncles who had stashes of proper porn like rodox and colour climax

Oh yes I remember them well.

I don't expect the younger lads to understand 70s and 80s pr0n, you really had to be there to appreciate it. The whole ritual of plucking up enough courage to go into a newsagent and buy it, making sure it wasn't the woman serving, and sometimes having to abort the whole mission half-way through when someone else came in the shop. Nowadays you click a mouse. Not the same is it? The whole purchase thing was a thrill, walking home knowing that you got something was also amazing, sneaking it into the house, nipping upstairs for a sly one...

A typical mag would have half a dozen girls, say ten photos each, how long to download 60 pictures, minutes? Pr0n is so easy to get hold of, and there is pretty much everything out there, you have a kink for women with towels on their recently washed hair? Just click on http://www.womenwithtowelsontheirrecentlywashedhair.com.

I remember the lengths I went to see my first film, I borrowed it from a lad but couldn't get access to the video recorder so rang a mate up who might. His Dad answered the phone, passed it on and I explained in lurid detail as to what I'd got. Little did I know that mate's Dad was listening in on the other handset!

Yes it's freely available, yes there's no hair in sight, the films are professionally shot, the performance faultless, but you really can't top buying your own from the corner shop, getting it home and finding it full of jet black muffs.

God, was that my longest post ever?

Quality that, should be someones A-level Essay. I'm just a wee bit younger so I bridged the gap, here's my story.......

Pr0n in the life of HOD's Kev fleming

1988 (10 years old) - saw Belinda carlisle on the telly, got a strange rumbling in my pants, ignored it.

1989 - Found a load of the above mentioned magazines in a bush hidden by a tramp. Stole them, moved them elsewhere hidden in a binbag covered with twigs & leaves. Just used to read the stories and believe they were all true.

1993 - something ACE happened in my jeans. Made it happen a lot.

1994 - Left school, didn't need porn as doing it with my imagination was enough.

1995 - Ran out of ideas, needed porn, fast.

95-99 - Did the afore mentioned procedure that TZ described to perfection, going home on the bus with a copy of mayfair was the ultimate giddy. The bit I'd like to add is that if you were in a group of 3 lads or more, you'd just go and buy it as if it was nothing, dead cocky like you always did it.

99-2000 - lived with HRK our guitarist, used to swap mags so had twice the access. We all had our favourite birds then we'd swap mags and you had to guess who it was. We know each other in ways no two band members ever should

2001 - Got the internet on a dial-up 14 speed modem. The only thing that would work was Star trek forums and a young ebay had emerged. Stuck with mags. (bought last ever mag)

2003 - broadband kicked in, downloaded files of odd intent off P2P networks. Very mixed results.

2004(ish) - suicide girls kicked in, with sexy results.

2006 - Superbroadband kicked in, media streaming now available. Downloading becomes pointless.

2008 (30 years) - Give the kid a bottle, kiss the mrs good night then chainwank at the selection of the day on redtube.

Hahaha, 'chainwank'.

1988 entry is hilarious

There was a place in Birmingham called, I think, Reader's World, don't look for it it's not there any more. There you could pick up a left-handed magazine for about 40p, I used to slip away from school on Monday afternoon free period and stock up. I'd by as much as I could carry. No wonder the muscles on my right arm built-up quickly that year!

terrorizer wrote:That is because I am really trying. When we start going out and become comfortable with each other I'll get lazy and go back to my real self.

I think this has already happened to me, I don't try anymore.

Pathetic.

this compares not to thrash porn!

zurabmelua wrote:this compares not to thrash porn!

Such insight. Now go away quickly.