Is anyone else going out raping 18 year olds tonight? I bloody am... they'll all be drunk and celebrating getting into Uni.

Grub... alright, grub!

Kiddies got their results th'other week here. Nothing will top Freshers' Week to be honest. I wish I could start Uni again and be more of a grub.

i got AABC

needed AAB

going to uni! grub.

Congrats.

Which Uni?

Metal Iain wrote:Kiddies got their results th'other week here. Nothing will top Freshers' Week to be honest. I wish I could start Uni again and be more of a grub.

I can't wait for fresher's week. I'm going to pretend to be a 1st year and be like "Wow! I don't know where anything in this city is! I'm so excited about starting university!" then take them back to my horrible house and shag them silly. It'll teach them a valuable lesson.

Why go to all that trouble? There's generally fucking filthy bitches everywhere. The guy that lived next door to me in halls in first year shagged two birds on the first night there. He was a sexy bitch though.

I get my GCSE results on the 21st. Im not doing A levels im doing Sound Technology full time in college instead. I really dont know what A levels i would pick if i had too anyway.

Girls hate me, so I need all the help I can get.

I get my GCSE results on the 21st, Pretty much F,F,F,F,F,F and an A/A* in music

Martin wrote:Girls hate me, so I need all the help I can get.

Ply her with booze and let nature take its course.

It was all the birds from private schools who were the filthiest. I think living away from home for the first time went to their head more because they had to mingle with despicable middle-class people. You're from Derbyshire so they're bound to like you because you'll remind them of a Dickensian peasant/stable boy from home.

Yeah, I'll easily be their 'bit of rough'. I need to get out of fucking Matlock any way - I've been here all Summer and every single girl already knows I'm a complete tosser. I'm still fairly unknown in Sheffield, luckily.