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Postby Dian Wei on Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:13 pm

What do you mean cannibalism is illegal.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Postby Resilience Records on Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:45 pm

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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:22 pm

"Rob Halford loved prawns almost as much as cock."
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:02 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:
Metalbrew Stu wrote:"Boat! Rudder! Strange! Mountain!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

wonderful!!!


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:lol:


anchorman is a quality film


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Postby terrorizer on Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:30 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:"Rob Halford loved prawns almost as much as cock."


The winner!
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Postby Immortalicide on Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:40 pm

Raging Paul wrote:Round Two...

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Bill wished he hadn't had that extra sticky toffee before he went down on his missus!!!!!!
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Postby thrashduck on Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:16 pm

Slayer guitarists new line. In seafood.

Kerry "Funky Prawn" King Industries.

Poor.
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Postby Craig on Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:41 am

terrorizer wrote:
Metalbrew Stu wrote:"Rob Halford loved prawns almost as much as cock."


The winner!



Seconded! :lol::lol:
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Postby GoreBastard on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:28 am

"I wish this prawn was a big cock, I'm such a big queer and I love sucking on big hard cocks"...


HAHAHA I'm shit,
I think I'm the only person in the world that will find that one funny.
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Postby STD_Caps on Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:18 am

Stu, you are fucking great at this.

Anchorman was good but BOAT! RUDDER!... Has to win it. Also I can't beat that Halford one. I'm not even going to try.
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Postby Raging Paul on Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:06 pm

thrashduck wrote:Slayer guitarists new line. In seafood.

Kerry "Funky Prawn" King Industries.

Poor.


Surely you meant Kerry King Prawn Industries? :lol:
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Postby Bestial Bill on Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:14 pm

Halford ones are too obvious to win heh.
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Postby James on Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:04 pm

I guess we need a new picture now...
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Postby Steve on Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:06 pm

May I?

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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:09 pm

OBLIGATORY DOM JOLY REFERENCE!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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