Creeping_Dave wrote: seeing John fall on his arse on stage was hilarious

I hurt so bad. Bruises everywhere, my finger is knackered (can't play my guitar - don't), but had a wonderful time. I think I did most damage trying to blow that shark up, the one with the massive hole in it. Ten minutes I was stood there, huffing and puffing, going blue, passing out. Then some geezer pointed out it had a split and all the air had been coming straight out the bottom. COMPLETE BASTARDS! I was half dead to start with.
I've still got the football though! GOAL