I don't expect any serious replies

Stare at something till you fall asleep.

Also fap.

Most recently, re-string my bass

Listen to music and like Dian said. Fap.

go for a quick toilet-squat wank,then after that when your penis has stopped throbbing and your head is thumping then in theory you should have enough of a masto-migrain to be able to nod off more easily.

or if you are slightly more disgusting,you can do one in bed.although its more luxurious on a comfort level,its the aftermath of splurging spooge into your boxers which i cant be dealing with.the last thing you wanna be doing is having to get up and sort out the mess when youre all cosy and relaxed. you could pre-prepare a tissue but then that still needs disposing of.and if you leave it in your bin in your room or chuck it on the floor etc then you gotta wake up to the smell of dry permeating cum in the morning.and if youre half asleep you run the risk of forgetting to dispose of the tissue and someone else discovering it.

thats why method 1 is my recommendation.

Another fantastic post from Rik

Eat and watch DVD commentaries

How can you possibly eat a DVD commentary?

You have to microwave it first

Rik's got it spot on, and the problem is with doing it in bed, you get sweaty. Well i do.

I just bloody well knew that Rik's answer would have something to do with wanking. I bloody knew it.

He's pretty much spot on though.

radioactive rik wrote:go for a quick toilet-squat wank,then after that when your penis has stopped throbbing and your head is thumping then in theory you should have enough of a masto-migrain to be able to nod off more easily.

or if you are slightly more disgusting,you can do one in bed.although its more luxurious on a comfort level,its the aftermath of splurging spooge into your boxers which i cant be dealing with.the last thing you wanna be doing is having to get up and sort out the mess when youre all cosy and relaxed. you could pre-prepare a tissue but then that still needs disposing of.and if you leave it in your bin in your room or chuck it on the floor etc then you gotta wake up to the smell of dry permeating cum in the morning.and if youre half asleep you run the risk of forgetting to dispose of the tissue and someone else discovering it.

thats why method 1 is my recommendation.

And thus UK Thrash is truly back in business.

And there was much rejoicing

also,yeah watching dvd commentaries/ramblings and bonus features or reading a biography are 2 other less messy alternatives.

Its all about teh PRORNZ!