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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Lev on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:15 pm

Dian Wei wrote:4.


Thought so, was gay.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:16 pm

I'd more than likely rail her. Crazy kleptomaniac bitch.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:17 pm

James wrote:The only real turd in Resurrection was the stupid looking Ripley offspring I thought, but overall I quite liked how she was part Alien and felt she belonged with them - a lot more subtle than the uber-shite Alien dog thing in 3. Also, I found Winona Ryder strangely alluring in Ressurection, in an odd cyber-lesbo looking sort of way.


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They changed it so it comes out of a buffalo as was originally intended, sort of. In the new version they actually trap the alien and everything but Paul McGann lets it out after slitting a black guy's throat. In the original, you never find out what happened to him. It's not explained at all.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby James on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:18 pm

Well then that sounds slightly better, but still lacks Winona Ryder.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:21 pm

Winona Ryder is a complete dog. If you want to rub one out, just Google 'Joanna Krupa'. Then you should watch the new version of Alien 3 whilst recovering. It's a bit of a shame really because, had it not been for the fact they were making Alien 3 to a set deadline, they could probably have done a film that would have been held in as high regard as the first.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:23 pm

Joanna Krupa is lovely.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:24 pm

And her bean hasn't been devastated by a length stay in prison.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:24 pm

And people honestly wonder why i have a thing for Polish birds.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:26 pm

Was it you who was stalking a Polish bird from work?
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:27 pm

Was, can't be bothered any more. Prick tease to the total extreme.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:28 pm

Just wait until the Christmas party and ply her with Tesco vodka.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:34 pm

Can't even be bothered any more.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby caspio on Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:47 am

I agree with Iain on alien 3, first is still obviously best and aliens was amazing but totally different style of movie!
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:57 am

Plus in Aliens she defeats the queen with that silly exo-skeleton thing.

The annoying thing about Alien 3 is that it David Fincher inherited a lot from the previous two directors and their ideas had been nothing like his. However, there had been talk of doing a film more akin to Aliens but one which would take place on the aliens' home world. Obviously, money prevented this but I've always thought they should have gone back to work out who the Space Jockey (the huge skeleton lying under that gun/telescope thing) in the ship where they found the eggs in Alien was.
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Re: Celebrity lookalikes

Postby Herzeleid on Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:11 am

I've had the singer from Korpiklaani, Axl Rose, some guy from 'Seether', the keyboard player from Children of Bodom, Dave Mustaine and The Undertaker.

basically, anyone with long ginger hair.
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